America's New Threat


#1

Taliban training monkeys to kill US soldiers

LMFAO, I am picturing that [media=youtube]aNh3Wvu0_LM[/media] from teh simpsons, and wondering why the fuck the National Enquirer isn’t all over this.


#2

Don’t worry, the Epidemic can appearently fight off pissed off monkeys.


#3

I was fully expecting this to be an Onion News story :rofl:


#4

What’s next? A real Sniper Wolf?


#5

I SNATCHES YUOR GUNZ


#6

I thought it was gonna be Canada.


#7

Bears are the #1 threat to America.


#8

Bears are the old threat. This thread is about the NEW threat, which is Canada (though Canada still isn’t as threatening as bears).


#9

canada HAS bears


#10

Canadian Bears are the#1 threat to America.


#11

Fixed.


#12

America always needs a new threat.


#13

gotta keep them skills sharp otherwise they go to waste


#14

America’s new threat is pretty damn old, already here, and biding it’s time and building bunkers/victory monuments-er, cultural centers. Look at Europe. That’s us in 4-10 years. There will be warning signs as things start to head that way.