This is after all a thread intended to bring out the veggies or vegans in the community, why are you even here? Go to KFC or something. Having hecklers around bull baits technical discussions - cause and effect.
Also,* Soap boxing* is a layman attempt to describe pontificating. Here’s the problem kiddo, when we bring up things that are falsifiable we are no longer proposing a dogma. Your tantrum (and lightbulb jokes? didnt know those existed anymore) is to be expected as you are holding to a losing position, being defensive in that situation is natural. Now, calm your man-tits and read the title of this page. Read closely, I know its hard. This is for vegans, not for you. I made the disclaimer as I didn’t want another boring technical debate I just want to talk about food or light subjects here.