Basically this a thread for funny moments we’d had in arcades.
Let it be ridiculously bad/funny trash talk
Awkward yes homo situations
Or “that one player” who plays switch handed or yells "INTERNET COMBOZ!"
These “mis-adventures” aren’t limited to the above though. Talk about any remotely funny situation.
Here’s one I posted earlier this year:
This actual incident happened probably 1-2 years go.
Also note like I said, about 1-2 years ago so I was some stupid teenage ager then. I don’t act this way not.
But any ways
I was meeting some friends at our local arcade to play XvSF and as I was walking towards the back of the arcade to meet them(I always show up like an hour early to get practice in). My friend Zach was there talking to these two girls.
And this is where the fun began.
Me: Zach?! -shakes hand- how ya doin, sir?
Zach: Not to bad dude. You?
Me: Meetin’ some friends to play XvSF, can I get past you to play?
Zach: Notta problem!
Me: Thanks. -zach moves- Bitches, outta’ my way
Girl 1: Excuse me?
Girl 2: Yah! You can’t talk to us like that!
Me: -confused look- Excuse me? I’ll talk to you how ever I want to.
Girl 1: No you can’t, we’re girls!
Me: -laughs- I see you fail to realize something. I can talk to you how ever I want to for the fact 1) You’re women. 2) I don’t know you. And 3) You’re not all that attractive.
-girl 1 and 2 + zach = O_O!-
Me: So, you have 2 options. 1) You slap me and leave the arcade in some menstrual pissed off rage or 2) You simply just leave with out saying anything. Either way, you’re getting the fuck out of my way.
-girl 1 looks at girl 2-
Girl 2: ASS-HOLE!
-girls walk out-
Me: What? -puts quarter in XvSF cab and starts to play-
I was playing 3S at the arcade practicing Ken and some kid plays me (which I have no issue with) and he plays Yang. He beat me. No big deal. So I picked Ken again and beat him.
He picked Chun, beat me 2 games.
So…he was all cocky and arrogant about his wins.
So I mirror matched Chun vs Chun and I told him I want to play best of 5. He said alright.
Last 3 matches I double perefected him.
Dude was FURIOUS he then, and I shit you not, slammed his hands on the machine and RIPPED the stick out of the cab, threw it on the ground and walked out. I was like :amazed: x’s OVA 9000
We didn’t have a 1P side for like 2 weeks.
Now you guys share. :]