Are you able to multitask when you masturbate?


#1

I’ve noticed I naturally multitask when I masturbate, like, i’ll read srk, sell/buy stocks, eat food, pay bills and watch t.v. all at the same time

Can anyone else do this? Or am I alone?


#2

I’m sad that your other topic is gone


#3

No, masturbation consumes all my strength and both my hands, just like urination.


#4

me too :frowning:


#5

waiting on female posters like SniperOwl and Qrazy to answer this


#6

Yes but I try not to.


#7

hmmmmm… let’s see. nope, this message took me wayy too long to type


#8

Yeah, I usually get down to business while on the phone with family and friends.


#9

I used to play online poker while doing the deed. I’ve actually won a few tournaments midjerk.
Let’s just say the celebrations were satisfying indeed. I popped the champagne as it were.


#10

No joke, I’ve jerked while on the phone with the wife of a certain person I know.

That’s it for the multi-tasking though. For a quality “session”, I prefer to concentrate 100% on the task at hand, so to speak.

*On that note—Isn’t the internet such a great thing? No matter what you’re into…there’s TONS of pictures/video of it out there, just waiting for you to download it. In terms of general entertainment, the internet is mankind’s greatest achievement.


#11

I can click to go to the next page and flick water at my cat so it will stop rubbing up against my leg.


#12

trying not to get caught is fucking multi-tasking alright. adjusting the volume accordingly, leaving objects that’s on the floor or hanging off a table, any sound/noise that will alert you from a distant. need to have radar like super hearing.


#13

So I’m gonna assume you fap left handed, unless you’re one of those weird ass people who uses the mouse with your left hand


#14

I’ve done something like that to fap before. But yeah I don’t multitask with the fap.


#15

If I start looking around the room I usually lose interest.


#16

I believe if you can coherently type in the search bars for more porn while jerking then you can multi-task while masturbating. Having said that, I am a master at the old search n’ jerk technique. All it takes is motivation.


#17

Im doing it right now.


#18

This.


#19

Son, I’ve been online since '95. I can masturbate while doing virtually anything. But I’d never make a thread about my self-sexual prowess.

That said, you are a pervert.

Pervert.


#20

I just completed Diago’s evo moment #37 in OE one handed whilst masturbating.