in an attempt to keep the other ask me threads from being clogged up while at the same time creating one of the best threads in the history of srk… no, of man. Ask me stupid questions about cvs2 or life, whichever.
To start off, yes pigadoken is the one on the couch touching the naked man’s penis.
Yes, bill wellman’s birthday was on sunday and yes you did miss it
Yes we have the FUN FACTORY! and it is located in the west valley mall just seconds away from the food court. They have an ultracade machine for 50 cents a pop for hot SF2 action, and Tekken 5 for the low low price of 75 cents with no left kick on the 2p side (protip: always pick 1st player side at fun factory!)
To answer your second question, yes. Chilling shall commence at sunnyvale golfland tomorrow (tuesday) night. Unfortunately, alcoholic drinks may be happening so you may possibly need your own ride. Call me up tomorrow anyways just in case.
Yes it is, it is very versatile and holds a member of each food group. Remember that crazy food pyramid. Well for those of you that need a refresher it went something like this
Now, the basic gist of it was, if something is higher up on the pyramid you eat less of it. This was kinda like the real pyramids and ancient greek diets, because you see, in the top of the pyramids they would store the candy and people wouldn’t want to climb all the way to the top very often and thus, they did not eat much candy. They would eat lots of break cause it was easy to get to, fruits and vegetables a little less so and so on and so on.
So back to the pizza thing. Pizza, when properly sliced, mimicks the shape of the food pyramid, and oddly enough, the bread is where the crust should be. ANYWAYS, so pizza is mostly made of bread and low and behold, you’re supposed to eat the most bread. It’s then covered with a veggie/fruit sauce made of vegetables (mushroom) and fruits (tomato, ha i bet you forgot it was a fruit). On top of that and in less amounts there is Cow stuff (cheese) and also cow itself (pepperoni, and on a techincality, it’s actually probably pig). As far as sweets go… well, nothing in life is perfect, i guess thats why god created cinastix… oh shit, i forgot, soda, the perfect pair to pizza. Well theres your sweet. The only time we fuck up pizza is when we start stuffing crusts and putting thai chickens and cutting it into squares and all that nonsense.
UCR has hella hot womens running around everywhere, I think you were just hanging out with nerds.
A good bluff comes from the ability to sell your table image and your hand. Since my starting hand requirements are high and I don’t lose showdowns often, players believe me when I raise. PROTIP: Pay attention to the player you are bluffing at. In our low limit hold’em stakes you’re most likely to run into 3 players, Inexperienced loose calling stations, whom you can never bluff, tight weak players, who you can bluff much to often, and tight aggressive players, who you’ll have to vary your game against.
You are not at nation’s because you refuse to move to norcal… I’m telling you, nation’s makes it worth it. I think I should go tonight. I’ll bring you back some chili.
Well, I personally suspect this thread is on steroids.
And the second part is not in question form but thank you anyways.