So let’s say that you go to you friends house to play some street fighter. Suddenly your friend realizes the he left his party bag at his suppliers house so he is gonna have to step outside for a few to pick some beers up.
You are now introduced to " Thor " his rescued dog he got a few months back instead of having kids. Thor is a friendly mutt who is large, very large. You friends leaves and it’s you now you and the dog.
Then suddenly Thor begins to furiously hump you. Not just your leg, you. Thor is intent in humping you. This dog is so large that he sets his paws on your shoulders. When you eye the basterd in the eye he let’s you know he means business. You see his large set of jaws and smell his terrible dog breath.
What do you do?
You can A: Fight the dog off at the risk of injuring both yourself and the dogy. Dog be damned. Nobody humps this guy. Nobody.
Or B: Let it do it’s thing and quickly clean your pants up before your friend returns. You figure that if you just allow things to happen you can both save face, and save your face from being bitten off if you just calm down.
Now remember that people that choose be have to be ready to deal with either a bitten face of an injured dog from a friend. If you are a dog whisperer please provide specific method to dealing with the dog.