Bacon Shortage Unavoidable: Commence Riots Now


#1

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/world-bacon-shortage-unavoidable-223157784.html

“It’s not that people don’t want to eat pork, it’s just that they increasingly can’t afford to,” economist Steve Meyer told the publication. “We’ve been warning about this for years. Now that we are talking about bacon, we’ve really got everyone’s attention.”

I am crying inside.


#2

Oh well.

There will always be sausage.


#3

Pfft.

I posted this in the lounge thread. Old news.


#4

I work at a bacon processing plant so this is good new to me. I might not have to work every weekend next year!


#5

I’ll be the first to say it. Won’t miss it


#6

Same. Bacon is hella overrated


#7

bacon sucks


#8

I’ll be the first to say it. You three are really bad trolls.


#9

bacon worshipers are annoying


#10

Don’t you mean heart disease is overrated?


#11

What I don’t get is that they try to put bacon in everything. If I ever see a bacon-flavoured bacon product, I’m leaving this planet.


#12

Judging by your name, you aren’t allowed to eat it?


#13

If we run out of bacon, the terrorists win
If you’re against bacon, you’re a terrorist


#14

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

now what will I wrap around my dick to get chubby girls to suck it?


#15

i’m not jewish although i claim to be at work so i don’t have to work friday and saturday


#16

meh I don’t eat bacon like I used to so I don’t care too much.


#17

At some point people need to get over this internet meme bacon fetishism bullshit. Yeah, bacon tastes good, but so does a lot of other shit. Half the people acting like this is the end of the world haven’t touched a slice of bacon in at least a month.


#18

this x1000

bacon is too rich to eat more than once a month anyway


#19

Chicken Bacon.

I ain’t worried.


#20

Forgot about that. Should I call up NASA now?