These are definitely mad corny, but I was jokin’ around with a friend about bad pick up lines for at an SF tourney. Thought it would be fun to share and see what other good cheesy lines everyone could come up with.
- Care to stick your hand down my pants and beat Sheng Long 'till you stand a chance?
- What do you say we go off somewhere and you can show me your favorite joystick grip?
- I hear you have a lot of experience playing with Dic
- I won’t be playing Blanka today but you may still end up taking some balls to the face
- This one you have to say in a cheesy suave wanna-be player voice: How-do-you-do-ken?
and then a good rejection line for the girl:
-Sorry, I’m only interested in the fierce version… looks like you’ve only got a jab.