Clubbing/nightlife is fun as shit. Just gotta know how to spend the least amount of money.
Protip #1: Go early (9pm-10pm-ish) to avoid or reduce cover charges.
Protip #2: Pre game at a friend’s place. Get your drink on there, then go to the club, get a cheap bottle of beer. After killing the beer, go to the bathroom and fill it with water. A lot of broads will not talk to you if you don’t have a drink in hand. Don’t ask me why. This eliminates that problem. Plus the water helps you sober up quickly. If you really need to get twisted, you can always keep a flask on you.
Protip #3: Go with the right people/friends. Some friends will make your clubbing experiences a nightmare, because they don’t know how to get down in a club, or are PCCs, or hate the club environment. Do well to never bring those friends with you.
Protip #4: Bring a broad or two with you. It doesn’t have to be someone you’re fucking or trying to fuck. A friend will do fine. Sometimes if a venue is close to full capacity, a dude with a breezy will be given priority over a dude with his boy. All clubs do whatever they must to facilitate attendance by broads, because dudes will go wherever the broads are, and clubs take advantage of that.
More protips to come later.