Bear steals dumpster from restaurant....twice


#1

Had I not seen the video I would’ve thought this whole story was a bearfaced lie


#2

I don’t think that restaurant can bear it for much longer…


#3

C’mon - this is bearly news.


#4

^Dude, he robbed that restaurant with his bear hands…TWICE. I’d say that’s news


#5

Minimal story - as bear-bones as it gets.


#6

Well excuse me for being a bugbear, it’s not like there was any staff on hand to bear witness to the crime. Luckily there was a camera out there


#7

That’s bearly a pun.


#8

I think teddie would be beary proud of this thread right now.


#9

This bear is a bigger winner than the Cubs will ever be.


#10

BEAR…AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? I SAID FUCKING BEAR


#11

Wow you asskissing animal apologists are unbearable. What next, gonna advocate for a four legged thief’s right to bear arms?

edit@Hotobu: holy shit I lost my bearings there, that was great XD


#12

I’m sure the restaurant can’t bear with these incidents any longer.


#13

Ugh, that’s terrible. From personal experience with camping mistakes and urban raccoons, I can tell you that having your garbage strewn all over the place by animals–and then having to clean it up after–is a huge pain in the ursa.


#14

The restaurant bears all!


#15

That bear ate his share of wieners.

“Bear” being a slang term for a masculine gay man, you see.


#16

#17

Grin and Bear It!

apologizes to the forum for starting this bad pun train.


#18

I guess the dumpster provided the *bear *necessities for him…


#19

I was waiting for that one.


#20

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING DUMPSTER SWIFTRAGE