Bear steals dumpster from restaurant....twice

Had I not seen the video I would’ve thought this whole story was a bearfaced lie

I don’t think that restaurant can bear it for much longer…

C’mon - this is bearly news.

^Dude, he robbed that restaurant with his bear hands…TWICE. I’d say that’s news

Minimal story - as bear-bones as it gets.

Well excuse me for being a bugbear, it’s not like there was any staff on hand to bear witness to the crime. Luckily there was a camera out there

That’s bearly a pun.

I think teddie would be beary proud of this thread right now.

This bear is a bigger winner than the Cubs will ever be.

BEAR…AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? I SAID FUCKING BEAR

Wow you asskissing animal apologists are unbearable. What next, gonna advocate for a four legged thief’s right to bear arms?

edit@Hotobu: holy shit I lost my bearings there, that was great XD

I’m sure the restaurant can’t bear with these incidents any longer.

Ugh, that’s terrible. From personal experience with camping mistakes and urban raccoons, I can tell you that having your garbage strewn all over the place by animals–and then having to clean it up after–is a huge pain in the ursa.

The restaurant bears all!

That bear ate his share of wieners.

“Bear” being a slang term for a masculine gay man, you see.

Grin and Bear It!

apologizes to the forum for starting this bad pun train.

I guess the dumpster provided the *bear *necessities for him…

I was waiting for that one.

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING DUMPSTER SWIFTRAGE