Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in 1 night

Hail to thee champion

http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

this better end up thread of the year

This is why the refractory period exists.

Shit he must have been one hell of an athlete. 42x!!

Well damn. He deserves a memorial or something imo

Poor guy…maybe if girls would give it up more and stop bein such damn teases…

Prince of Masturbation contest imminent?

42 times a night, how do they know. he most have got all dried up, no homo.

man, by the end was he busting a nut and jizzing blood or something?

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the important question now is…who here will defeat this record? I nominate myself. Anybody else care to tackle this challenge?

Wait yeah…how the hell do they know exactly how many times he did it? O_o musta had a crowd…

talk about stamina

*Bows head in reverence.

what a wanker.

They did a tissue count, I’m assuming.

That’s if this story is true.

He must’ve had nuttin’ to do all day…

see wut i did thar?

NEXT TIME ON CSI ! :eek:

holy crap. he should have noticed something amiss at like 10x in one sitting. i would imagine anything after 10x he would just be shooting dust or something.

apparently he was attracted to all kinds of women, ugly bitches included

Alright I’m officially worried

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Apparantly the ultimate question of life is how many innings of blueball baseball can I play before I tap out?

Huh. Usually the first comments on these types of threads destroy me.

Guess I’ll come back later.