Breakfast Help


#1

SRK, I need some help. I could check google first, or search the forums, or just make decisions on my own, but no. Should I go with the sausage and egg combo or stick to the safe bacon and egg?

PS: Of course I’m having hash browns and a coffee with it.

PSSS: Does anyone play Pogs around here?

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#2

Both sound like shit. Eat some cereal. But use liquor instead of milk.

PETA recommended it one time, I think.


#3

Cereal is GARBAGE, only white people eat that shit for breakfast.


#4

Sausage is more substantial, but I think bacon is tastier.


#5

And I just happen to be a white person.

Or perhaps you knew that already and thus made that comment.

Well fuck you then. I’ll enjoy this bowl of Lucky Charms and ??? without you.


#6

No… I thought you were black actually. I’m kinda dissappointed and really sad for some reason too…

:frowning:

fuck it all, you’ve ruined my breakfast.


#7

Sausage is the shape of cocks, so if you like to practice eating dick, sausage for breakfast is the way to go.


#8

WAIT! I can mend this. Do not let the new-found knowledge of me being white ruin your meal. Let me offer this suggestion:

Sausage stuffed with egg and wrapped in bacon.

Eat it, and experience euphoria!


#9

haha this thread is going places.

SRK - Black until proven otherwise.


#10

black person eating some crunch berries atm.


#11

Don’t start with this eggs and sausage shit, you know you’re going right for the fried chicken, corn bread, watermelon, and kool aid breakfast.


#12

Where the hell is the JitB 2 taco’s for $1?! :confused:

They serve dat shit alllll day and errrrrrrrrryday son!! :cool:


#13

How about neither bacon or sausage? Get yourself some Ham… Or make some pancakes? Maybe a waffle!

Hey I know… Here’s what you do, you find the nearest IHOP and get yourself some Banana Cream Stuffed French Toast with 2 eggs and ham and call it a day.

Oh and don’t hate on cereal! It can be nutritious and delicious! (AND CHEAP!!! Which we all know is super important to the vast majority of SRK who lives on 2 dollars a day)


#14

Except for the part where ShinAkumaX is in Canada and we ain’t got Jack.


#15

Dude, I don’t want to start something that cannot be stopped but it seems like you are suggesting that I might be black and, I’m not. There are no black people in Canada.


#16

I take a step beyond the standard “Black until proven otherwise” mentality and believe that by becoming a regular on SRK GD, you become an honorary black man (regardless of race or sex).


#17

Canadian Bacon. Another case, solved by Galactic.

^_-;


#18

granola and yogurt. if your gay. or a tree hugger hipster.


#19

I’m pretty fond of dipping bacon into the yolks of eggs over easy, so definitely bacon. Honestly I’ve never really been that fond of sausage for breakfast. When I first found out that people sometimes soak their sausage in syrup (which sounds like a nasty innuendo) I was pretty disgusted. I’d imagine bacon is probably less bad for you than sausage too but I don’t really know.


#20

then you dunno how to make cereal properly.
fucking Vector + fruit = win win win

if I’ve drank the night before, or wanna ‘impress’ a girl, fuck bacon and eggs. Omelets mother fucker

damn. I need to go buy some peameal bacon. That shit is without a doubt the most delicious meat besides perfectly cooked steak.

and Valaris: we dont have many good restaurants. I blame it on an overabundance of fucking Tim Hortons everywhere. They’ve gone from a cultural phenomenon, to a beginners restaurant. Any canucklehead with money who wants to start up a business, usually starts up a fucking Timmy’s. I live in the fucking capital of fucking Tim’s. We got the very first one, and there is literally a Tim’s every block, in my entire city. You never have to walk more than 5 minutes for a fucking Timbit