Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine


#1

Burglars snort man’s ashes, thought it was cocaine - Yahoo! News

What a blow to that man’s memory.


#2

this kinda sounds like i’ve heard/read about it before, probably not the first time it’s happened. also, Miami, eh? that isn’t surprising.


#3

The question that I ask myself: Is this dumber than the MvC3 forums? I think not.


#4

hardcore


#5

sounds like that zach galafanakis movie where he drank his dads ashes as coffee.


#6

lol Wonder how long it took them to realize that? I’m sure ashes don’t leave the same taste in the back of your throat.


#7

HAHA, what?! what movie is that from, i haven’t seen that shit and apparently i need a viewing.


#8

due date


#9

keith richards did the same thing with his dads ashes. except he knew it wasn’t cocaine.


#10

I was gonna steal some shit, until I got high.
Gonna burgularize some shit, until I got high.
Now I’m seeing ghosts, and I know why! HEEEEEEEYYYY!
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!

…NOW you can close the thread.

-Starhammer-


#11

This story reminds me of that episode of South Park where Cartman drinks Kenny’s cremated remains because he thought it was chocolate milk mix. lol


#12

Haha I was thinking of the same thing. :lol:


#13

I’ve never actually seen what the ashes from a cremation look like but I can’t imagine it looks anything close to blow. Seems like you have to be a huge moron to make that mistake, unless your local dealer is giving you shit cut with like charcoal or something…


#14

The guys were stealing urns for Christ’s sake. Probably not the brightest pennies in the fountain.


#15

This reminds me of due date except retardedly more funnier.


#16

shotgun!


#17

yakety sax


#18

i love drugs but i would never accidentally do a drug i never knew was what it was (i once did make a guy smoke mint though lol)


#19

Does he get super powers?

As I see it.


#20

This story blew my mind, body, soul…