Canada LOL


#1

You can have all your arguments about gun laws and health care and all that nonsense. Up here we are preparing for mother fucking zombies.

edit: fuck taxes on monster trucks


#2

We have unlimited ammunition in the form of snowballs. Zombies will stand no chance to our country’s preparation for the apocalypse.


#3

frozen Timbits will help us rule the world. Coconut/Chocolate DEATH.

And for the record, yes…@Valaris lives in a place that practices zombie drills.


#4

I thought this was about dem bagged milk


#5

I always bring me back them giant ass jugs from Topps when I go to Buffalo. But bagged milk is still pretty pimp, especially when it comes to Chocolate Milk.

But yeah, this thread is now officially for all SRK’s Canada lulz…I mean, if fucking Japan, Germany, and Florida get threads, then the place I fuck fat girls should too.


#6

Bagged milk is the shit.


#7

Oh man, I could fill this thread up with nothing but threads about the stupid shit in Quebec.
You hear about the fucktard who accidentally voted against his own party and didn’t even realize it? Worst thing is he’s the Parliementary leader whose job it is to make sure everyone in his party votes accordingly. Best part is his vote made the motion go through and now his party is pisssssssssssed. Fucking ass PQ


#8

It’s irresponsible of the Canadian government to endorse prejudice against Reanimated Canadians in such a blatant and public discourse. It shames me to be a Canadian and see this type of categorical dismissal and refusal to acknowledge the rights of an entire demographic of people being carried out at the highest levels of our federal government.

I am calling for the resignation and public apologies of both Martin and Baird, and will not rest until I see that Reanimated Canadians receive the same civil rights as every other group in this proud and progressive nation.

But only if they’re Caucasian. All the minority zombies can go fuck themselves along with all the ethnic minorities sucking the life out of my country. There’s a reason they call it the Great WHITE North. And it’s not because of fucking snow.

AMIRITE GUYS


#9

In Ontario, it’s legal for women to go topless.

But, like the men, it’s usually the ones who have no business going topless who go topless.


#10

I don’t know what these bagged milk shenanigans are about, but I want in on it.


#11

This is the girl (aka Canadian Rosa Parks) that was last charged with public indecency for showing her milk bags in Ontario.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/07/19/gwen-jacobs.html

Surprisingly not as ugly as I would have thought.


#12

At least ganja here is cheap. I like to pretend your average American SRKer is jealous of our cheap ganja, among other things.


#13

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”><a href="/profile/720/Carpet%20Lint">Carpet Lint</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”>This is the girl (aka Canadian Rosa Parks) that was last charged with public indecency for showing her milk bags in Ontario.<br>
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<a href=“http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/07/19/gwen-jacobs.html” target="_blank" rel=“nofollow”>http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/07/19/gwen-jacobs.html</a><br>
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Surprisingly not as ugly as I would have thought.</div><div class=“QuoteText” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”>I remember her.  Everybody was exited womens would be allowed to go topless, then none of them really did :(</div><div class=“QuoteText” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”><br></div><div class=“QuoteText” style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”>Anywho, what the FUCK IS THIS SHIT???</div><div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://www.thespec.com/sports/article/888576--ontario-youth-soccer-to-stop-keeping-score-standings</span></font><br></div><br></blockquote><blockquote class=“Quote”><br></blockquote><blockquote class=“Quote”>wow, way to make a pussy sport even more of a pussy sport.</blockquote><blockquote class=“Quote”><br></blockquote><blockquote class=“Quote”>And yeah, our weed prices are fucking waaaaaaay lower than the States.  I still get people from Cali who try to claim they get it for cheaper, then I laugh cuz its either mexican or they’re lying flat out.  </blockquote>

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<DIV class=QuoteAuthor><A href=“http://forums.shoryuken.com/profile/13288/SoVi3t”>SoVi3t</A> said:</DIV>
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<DIV style=“FONT: 10pt Arial, Verdana” class=QuoteAuthor><A href=“http://forums.shoryuken.com/profile/720/Carpet%20Lint”>Carpet Lint</A> said:</DIV>
<DIV style=“FONT: 10pt Arial, Verdana” class=QuoteText>This is the girl (aka Canadian Rosa Parks) that was last charged with public indecency for showing her milk bags in Ontario.<BR><BR><A href=“http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/07/19/gwen-jacobs.html” rel=nofollow target=_blank>http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/07/19/gwen-jacobs.html</A><BR><BR>Surprisingly not as ugly as I would have thought.</DIV>
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<DIV style=“FONT: 10pt Arial, Verdana” class=QuoteText>I remember her.  Everybody was exited womens would be allowed to go topless, then none of them really did :(</DIV>
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<DIV style=“FONT: 10pt Arial, Verdana” class=QuoteText>Anywho, what the FUCK IS THIS SHIT???</DIV>
<DIV class=QuoteText><FONT size=2 face=“Arial, Verdana”><SPAN style=“LINE-HEIGHT: normal”>http://www.thespec.com/sports/article/888576--ontario-youth-soccer-to-stop-keeping-score-standings</SPAN></FONT><BR></DIV><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class=Quote>wow, way to make a pussy sport even more of a pussy sport.</BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class=Quote>And yeah, our weed prices are fucking waaaaaaay lower than the States.  I still get people from Cali who try to claim they get it for cheaper, then I laugh cuz its either mexican or they’re lying flat out.  </BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<P>Wow, this is what you get when people at the top follow a business model first and everything else comes second. How are you going to have a competitive match and not keep score. The reasons cited are even more ridiculous…</P>
<P>Also, soccer isn’t a pussy support, it’s a gentleman’s sport:</P>
<P><A href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo&feature=share&list=FLmMSn9j028pee5QXhppqwZA”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo&feature=share&list=FLmMSn9j028pee5QXhppqwZA</A></P>
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