Can't find a girlfriend? Grandma's the next best thing!


#1

No, seriously. It happened.Can’t even come up with a whiny response with this.

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A 20-year-old man attempted to rape his grandmother after complaining to her he could not get a girlfriend.
Samuel Dye is alleged to have beaten his grandmother with a hammer before launching the sex attack.
He had complained about not being able to find a girlfriend and told her he was going to ‘get some’.
Police said Dye’s assault was stopped by his father after he heard the screams of his 61-year-old mother.

He found his son on top of his mother with his trousers pulled down and hitting her in the head with a hammer.
The father pulled his own away and detained him until police arrived.
The alleged attack took place after Dye turned up at his grandmother’s home in Chester, South Carolina, at 4am last Thursday.
The woman told police Dye showed up at her home with a hammer in his hand and began complaining about not having a girlfriend. He said he was going to ‘get some’.

The arrest report, seen by the Charlotte Observer, said Dye began attacking her.
She pleaded with her grandson to stop and suggested they pray together.
Dye then exposed himself to the woman and tried to rape her before hitting her in the head again and knocking her onto the ground, the report states.
Sheriff Richard Smith said Dye’s father caught him ‘in the act’ of trying to rape his mother.
Dye is being held at the Chester County Detention Center having been charged with charged with attempted murder and attempted sexual contact.
Records with the State Law Enforcement Division shows that Dye has no prior criminal history in South Carolina, aside from a seat belt violation that is still pending in court, it was reported by the Charlotte Observer.
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#2

Is the grandma hot?


#3

Don’t know. :coffee:


#4

That’s what she gets for dressing so sexy. She was asking for it.

(Also this story is false. This couldn’t possibly have happened… cause you know rape is all about power. Not desire)


#5

sandbag pussy:tdown:


#6

I… …what the fuck.


#7

I ususally try to use the fact that I am earning a degree in Psychology and Sociology to give this some amateur hour psychiatrist shit, but…

This is beyond me…

YUP…Still got nothin’.


#8

I give this a solid 7 on the horror bonometer.

Where are the
"I’d hit it…
with a hammer!..
…then have sex with them"
Jokes?


#9

Jesus Christ that is nuts.

I just want to believe that Kid was adopted so I can call him a scumbag because he was desperate to get some, and not creepy and fucked in the head for try to force his way into his grandmother.


#10

I blame the rap music.

Break it down grams, let me see you back it up.
Drop that ass down low and pick that mothafucka up.


#11

…Naw…maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn…Naw.


#12

Oh wow, I thought it was gonna be a white guy from the south

I’m speechless


#13

i threw up a little


#14

What the fuck black people! Are you fucking serious?! REALLY? All the fat ugly ass desperate for any dick fuglies he could have gotten with and this negro gunned for Gran Gran?! GRAN GRAN?!
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#15

Whities score another win, I think the racial race is tied currently.


#16

Maybe he got sick of fapping?


#17

Even Hentai doesnt go there.


#18

Dunno about UK, but if it was a Brazilian grandma (nsfw), I wouldn’t blame him.


#19

lol, none of them are old enough to be my mothers, yet they are already GMILFS??

lol brazil

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#20

That’s because they are too busy writing that brother and sister shit.

It’s because they have their first child by the age of twelve, their second when their 13, and their 3rd when they’re 14.