I made this over my summer
It got daily 4th, and was front page’d for 5 days
What do you get when you take a professional gamer that only some know about, and try and make a biography about him? It’s quite difficult to get anywhere if you’ve never met him, and you’ve never heard about his life. In that case you would have to make the whole thing up off the top of your head after chugging a few mikes and taking a few tokes.
Luckily this definitely wasn’t the case for me. I met up with Justin Wong, said professional gamer, and sat down with him in many interviews where he revealed to me his life history, which to my surprise was full of many different degrees of drama, sadness, triumph, and gayness. We would always end our interviews with a cup of hot cocoa, and then a hug. By the end of our sessions, I was able to piece together what makes such an interesting human being tick. And then I made a pretty fuckin’ funny cartoon about it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The True Biography of Justin Wong.
Disclaimer: This may or may not actually be true.