Chinese Creating X-Men IRL

[Don_Barracuda]

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It seems a little sketchy that this story was uncovered by the “Alien Disclosure Group,” but even if you don’t believe the alien angle, at the very least the kid is a real-life mutant. Nong Youhui here lives in a village in southern China, and was born with bright blue eyes. Aside from being lucky that they weren’t green (or else Lo Pan would be all over his ass right now), Nong can apparently see in the dark, which he demonstrated by completing a test underneath a stairwell while Chinese journalists “used blankets to block out most of the light.” While Chinese journalists aren’t exactly known for strict adherence to the scientific method, this is clear evidence that the alternate future predicted by the X-Men movies is almost upon us. If I were this kid, my X-Men name would be “Peeping Tom.”

’m already writing Nong into my next X-Men script. I imagine Nong lurking in the darkness, just as the evil senator played by Robert Loggia prepares to sign the mutant-internment bill. He snuck in when Hazel Jones distracted the guards with her two vaginas. “Suck queefs, evildoer!”

That’s the catchphrase I’ve written for her, you see.

lmao @ Alien Disclosure Group, all these types are so eager to believe in aliens that all logic is thrown out the window. Like that guy who thought he had found a time travel in some 1930s stock footage, or the alien ship orbiting venus, now we have alien human hybrids :nono:

[SNAAAAKE]

peace was never an option!! :eek:

[white_shadow]

BEHOLD BITCHES!!!

That kid is going to be in a lot of commercials.

Blue eyes and blonde hair is very rare amongst Asians but it does happen on occasion. There are even a few redheaded Asians as well.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5614/blondechinese789403pk9.jpg

As for the night vision, I’ll wait to see more reputable scientists test this.

[orochizoolander]

I got 97 problems but seeing ain’t 2!

[Ruhit]

Lol@ADG.

Hold on, gotta get back to Ghost Hunters.

[odin]

I can’t see his eyes.

[Axl_m4ster]

I can’t see his eyes.

whatever you do…DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS SHARINGAN EYES!!!

[FOBio]

They’re going to allow his mom and dad to fuck all the time just to have more specimen for further testing.

[King9999]

First we get Magneto, and now this newcomer. I wonder who’s next…

By the way, is it really that uncommon for a Chinese person to have blue eyes? My niece has grey eyes, and she’s black (light-skinned).

[SoVi3t]

holy shit beat me to it. Team him up with Brazilian Fatneto:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/244494_700b.jpg

Until somebody shoots lasers from their eyes, mutants don’t bother me.

[xlxlxlxl]

Maybe both of the kid’s parents have a blue-eyed ancestor way back and this happened.

[Divinus]

I can’t see his eyes.

WAI YU SO WEISIST

[white_shadow]

Maybe both of the kid’s parents have a blue-eyed ancestor way back and this happened.

Seeing how Russia and China is within proximity I’m sure mixing has occurred several times for this to be possible.

[CLU_2]

This is about as sensible as a virgin birth - why not?

What other explanation could there be?

[regulate]

German Strong Guy baby: Check
Brazillian Magneto: Check with Russian clones
Now,Nightvision blonde asian guy: Check?!

Bastion/Nimrod, where are you?!!!

[M.D]

ECKSMEN!!!

[xlxlxlxl]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2m8WSJo1tI&t=1m17s

[EvilSamurai]

Mongolians probably brought tons of Russian bitches with them back to China. Some of the nomadic steppe empires were white too like the Scythians.

Also has anyone heard of the Roman legion that ended up in China and to this day, the people from that area have caucasian features?

[Tweleve]

Just you wait buddy