Chun Li’s Big Day
< Quick note: Since there is no official word on Chun Li’s name, I have decided that Chun will be her surname, and Li will be her given name. Using ‘Chun-Li’ all the time would have sucked. >
We open with Chun Li sitting in the office of Max Powers. The office sits at the top floor of the PMS HQ. Li is wearing a black business suit with a white blouse, while Mr. Powers is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts. He is also carrying a putter around with him in the office while he is conducting the interview.
Powers: So, your father told me you were a top-notch student in college.
Li: Yes, sir. I worked very hard to-
Powers: I tried college once. Didn’t care for it much. Who the hell wants to get up early every day and go to class? Know what I mean?
Li: Well, sir, I didn’t mind the-
Powers: Of course you know what I mean! What a waste of time! How was I supposed to score with the chicks, drink myself into oblivion, and go to class? Obviously, one of those wasn’t going to fit my schedule. How many chicks did you score with in college?
Li: Umm, I don’t recall ever-
Powers: What a dumb question that was! A foxy lady like you must have been up to your neck in poon! Especially that Miss K! She is too fine! Holla! (swings putter in air)
Li: How dare you, sir! Sakura is my best friend.
Powers: Oh, well excuse me. But, you could imagine what it would be like if you two got together, huh! (Powers licks his lips)
Li: … (with a scowl on her face)
Powers: Well then, let’s get to the point. Per your father’s request, and your wonderful… assets, I can assure you the position of CFO here at PMS.
Li: Thank you, sir! I won’t let you down.
Powers: Yes, of course not. Your first task will be to balance last year’s budget for the upcoming tax season. This is clearly a budget; it has a lot of numbers in it. I mean, look at all these numbers! I don’t read math. (holds up package)
Li: Are all the financial statements in that package?
Powers: What statements? This is a budget. (looks confused)
Li: You know; the income statements, assets and liabilites, owner’s equity, cash flow - you know what, I’ll just take the budget, sir.
Powers: Splendid! Here you go. (hands package to Li; slaps her on the ass)
Li: Oooh! I’ll get right to work on these.
Powers: You do that. And bring that fine ass of yours back some time.
Chun Li runs out of the room quickly to find her new office. It’s on the seventh floor (HQ is nine floors tall), and it’s furnished with a work desk, a computer, one lounge chair and one couch around a coffee table, a sink with a water fountain, several plants, a bookshelf and two windows with curtains. She places the package on the coffee table and lies down on the couch. There’s a phone on the coffee table.
Li: Well, I guess that meeting went well. I didn’t expect Mr. Powers to be so friendly, but think the hint of rum on his breath had some affect on his behavior.
There’s a knock at the door.
Li: Yes, come in.
Choi: Err, Miss Chun? I have the new desk lamp you request.
Li: Yes, thank you so much, Mister-
Choi: Choi, just call me Choi. I hope you’re settling in well.
Li: Yes, I am. I hope I’ll see you again.
Choi: Oh, I think we will again, my dear. (does pelvic thrusts)
Choi closes the door behind him as he leaves. Chun Li begins to muse to herself.
Li: I’ve been here less than an hour, and I’ve already been hit on twice! Could this day get any worse!
At that moment, the top of the water fountain flies into the ceiling, and water starts spraying all over the floor.
Li: That’s just great!
Li picks up the phone, looks over a list of numbers on the table, and calls the maintenance supervisor.
END: Chun Li’s Big Day