After watching the Trump roast last night, I figured we should have a thread because I know you all watch these.
The Trump roast last night was absolutely awkward when the Situation went up and tried. Dude got more coughs than laughs, and I couldn’t even bare to watch it. Do you guys know if celebrities get their material written for them? Or if they write it themselves? Cause I know the God and Top tier roasters all have papers with them when they go up.
At any rate, here is how I rate them from what I have seen…
Leary - Haven’t seen more than a bit of it, I did see Leary burn the fuck out of 'em at the end though.
Foxworthy - Haven’t seen it, probably not funny.
Pam Anderson - Probably B tier.
Shatner - A tier. Absolutely classless. Loved the Takei jokes.
Flava Flav - A tier. My favourite moment was when (I forget who) said "Look at this place, so many black men and alcohol. It’s like we’re in Lisa Lampanelli’s mouth."
Saget - S tier. Way too many nasty jokes about the Olsens, Stamos, Saget fucking Kimmy Gibbler and Cloris Leachman was godlike.
Larry Cable Guy - Tried to watch it. Those rednecks are too nice. Not funny.
Joan Rivers - Haven’t seen it. But I really really want to. I’m sure it’s amazing.
Hasselhoff - A tier. Way too much ammo for the roasters here. Really enjoyed it.
Trump - A/B tier. Snoop/Ross/Lamp/Matlee/Cummings killed it. I like Macfarlane as a roastmaster, good job like he did with Hass.
Can’t wait for more. I pray to god there will be one for Charlie Sheen.
PS. I love Whitney Cummings. :rock: