Concerning flatulence and interviews


#1

So last last week, something happened that almost never happened: I got called in for an interview at a company. The position is temp, to cover somebody on maturity leave, but anyways. So I went in for the interview on Thursday. There may have been a few questions that I gave shorter answers to than I should have, but I got through the whole interview in one piece. But then, something occured to me. It is something that will haunt me forever…

I think I farted right before I walked into the building. Now, I really need to know the science behind flatulent aromas and how long they last. Because, see, I must have spent at least 10 minutes filling out an application before being interviewed, and I need to know if that is enough time for it to dissipate completely.


#2

[LIST=1]
[]It’s ‘maternity leave’
[
]You’re fat and your fart smells, they won’t hire you
[/LIST]


#3

“maturity leave” is that the name of your condition?


#4

If the fart stank as badly as this thread you’ll never work again.


#5

Trying way too hard.


#6

I fart whenever I speak with a manager in their office. Gets you out of disciplinary meetings lickity quick.


#7

Oh, BeGuiled.
:rofl: :woot::tup:


#8

Quality BeGuiled thread right hurr.


#9

If this is quality BeGuiled, I’m convinced he’s Chinese.

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#10

BeGuiled?


#11

That’s the previous hire that went on maturity leave

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#12

i hear once when william shatner was interviewing leonard nimoy, nimoy let once rip and it got captured on audio. but that may just be a rumor.


#13

…!!!

where did you find that picture???!!!