Corrupt a Wish (Street Fighter Edition)


#1

Corrupt a wish is a fairly simple game. Someone requests something they’d like to see and the next person grants that wish while in turn doing something to mess it up.

Example:
Wish:
"Ken’s dragon punch should do 10-20 extra damage since he has mastered it and it justifies the flames."
Response:
Granted, but now Ken’s fireballs fizzle out at half screen since he hasn’t been practicing them.

Afterwards you post your own request and the game continues on.

I wish Gouken had an Air Fireball, even if it just traveled perfectly horizontal instead of at an angle like Akuma’s.


#2

Inb4 “i wish this thread would end” (If i recall this forum doesn’t take to game threads very well)


Granted, however he learnt it by copying Oni’s Air ultra & has the slowest fireball ever coupled with obscene recovery.


“I wish Shun-goku-satsu had an easier name to prunounce.” (that counts right?)


#3

Granted, now its just called Raging Demon. However, Akuma screams the moves name so loud and at such a high pitched vocie on activation that it makes people’s ears bleed and sound systems break.

I wish Juri’s Ultra 2 was an anti air.


#4

granted, but now all her other anti airs have their vertical hitboxes removed, and can only hit crouching opponents

i wish gens dp invincibility until the active frames


#5

granted, but now it loses all the followup kicks and still floaty as shit.

I wish elf had a command grab


#6

Granted, but every time he uses it, he is unable to run for 30 seconds.

I wish Deejay’s EX Sobat totally projectile invicible, travels full screen and makes enemy crumple.


#7

Granted, but now he’s pulled a Michael Jackson and turned white. His health gradually depletes on stages with direct sunlight.

I wish the people who can’t play for shit would shut the fuck up about balance.


#8

Granted, but now they don’t shut the fuck up about the Ken and Ryu yaoi fanfic they’ve been writing for a year.

I wish they would put a Canadian character in the next Street Fighter game.


#9

granted, but the exchange rate makes all his attacks do 20% less damage when not fighting on a canadian stage

i wish gens ex oga was like it was in vanilla. invincible until the wall


#10

Granted, but now he goes through the wall and gets stuck there. If you don’t have the life lead, you’re screwed.

I wish Blanka could have his balls back.


#11

Granted but now every low hitting attack causes crumple.

I wish Dan had his rolling taunt from Alpha and every other incarnation.


#12

Granted, but he loses all of his currently existing taunts, both command and personal ones.

I wish to learn to stand up to Yun’s Kung Fu.


#13

granted but now he loses 100 health for every taunt

i wish cammy gets her ass buffed to god tier


#14

granted: but now she looks like willie nelson with a nice ass.

I wish Bisons far standing HK became 80 frame startup / 100 frame recovery. the bastard.


#15

Granted but the active frames never go away once it is used.

I wish that Sakura had her shoe flying off round end animation.


#16

granted, but she then gets seths walk speed next round.

i wish that balrog gets his bike money after winning a fight


#17

Granted but now he freezes for 5 seconds after any whiffed charged move as he drops said fight money and bends over to pick it up.

I wish Evil Ryu had a Nowrwegian death metal outfit complete with badger facepaint and ridiculous spiked armbands.


#18

Granted, its alt 1.

I wish Ken has more damage on his fierce dp CAUSE IT HAS FIRE AND HES THE MASTER


#19

It now does 50 more damage. In return, he has 210 frames of recovery while he tends to the burned had with aloe.

I wish Gouken had a reliable wakeup option.


#20

No, but it could easily be modded from alt 1 :wink:

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