Hmmm… A few.
My gym teacher had us in class for a week of health (ie. we sit around and do nothing instead of playing some sport) back in the eleventh grade. Of course, being in a Catholic school, they have to tell you not to use your dick on any of the whorebags because Jesus was against the whole sex thing. When asked what I would do if I got a girl pregnant I promptly replied “Skip town.” He was not amused. Apparently, I’m not “honourable.” I decided not to mention his little stretch in prison after he beat the shit out of a guy for taking his parking spot. I’m the bad guy.
Girl I know was asked where she was from and replied that she was “Iraqien.” Not Iraqi. Iraqien. She was quite adamant about it, too. Laughed at me when I tried to correct her because, “you’re from Italy, do I call you an Italiee?”
Student: I have a question.
Prof: Yes, the exam is cumulative. Is that what you were going to ask?
Student: No, I wanted to know if it was about the whole year or just the term.