Dammit I'm mad


#1

Dammit I’m mad is a poem by Demetri Martin, and is also the world’s longest palindrome (that I know of):

mixedlollies.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/dammit-im-mad-a-poem-by-demetri-martin/

Spoiler

EDIT: A palindrome is a word or series of words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards, like RACECAR, or NOON. When you string words together a lot of times they don’t make sense. The really impressive ones do though.

That whole mess Demetri Martin came up with is super impressive because of how long it is, even if it is a bit obscure. But all the letters are in the same order if read in reverse as they are when read normally.

I know of a couple decent ones:

-GO HANG A SALAMI, I’M A LASAGNA HOG
-A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA
-THE NOON SEX ALERT RELAXES NO ONE, HT
-RACECAR

Does anyone else have any good ones? I know there are the obvious one word palindromes like MOM, DAD, BOOB, TIT, POOP, TATTARRATTAT, and so on.
If you know of any, especially sentences or long strings of words, post them!


#2

…err

Spoiler

http://kirida.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17225-1342189894-1.gif


#3

Was it a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?


#4

:frowning:

EDIT: Yeah, maybe this won’t be the most popular thread. Better than “Have you ever tasted spunk” or “How do you wipe your ass” nonsense I’ve seen recently though.


#5

Star buttons, not tub rats.

The name “Otto”

That’s all I got.


#6

dammit im mad

backwards, it also spells dammit im mad.


#7

Ugh don’t remind me… I only posted that because I’m somewhat ignorant about these things and have no clue what a palindrome is. These palindromes sound like Soulja Boy lyrics, nonsensical.


#8

Live like a Windrammer as you fuck


#9

That’s not a palindrome…


#10

Of course it’s not. I posted it because palindromes tend to make no sense, just like the above statement.

However, if you want to know more about Windrammers and things that make no sense…


#11

Some funny ones i found on the net:

Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak


#12

Haha, no worries, the more I saw that gif the funnier it became. I probably should have been more clear in my original post and defined what a palindrome is.

A palindrome is a word or series of words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards, like RACE CAR, or NOON. When you string words together a lot of times they don’t make sense. The really impressive ones do though.

That whole mess Demetri Martin came up with is super impressive because of how long it is, even if it is a bit obscure. But all the letters are in the same order if read in reverse as they are when read normally.


#13

one of my favorite weird al videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4


#14

i suck at embedding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4


#15

Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.


#16

this thread sucks


#17

poop


#18

now it’s awesome


#19

boob racecar, boob
wow heh
I did lol did ewe?