Skullo and Sakura began the rest of the day’s activities at the Tilt in the mall.
Sakura: Say…how do you get your own bitches, anyway?
Skullo: points at the DDR pad
Sakura: But I still don’t get it.
Skullo: raises his palm, stuffs three tokens down the DDR machine
Skullo selected Lupin the 3rd’s theme song, and began to dance. Great, great, perfect, perfect, perfect…the combo string started getting longer and longer as Skullo danced effortlessly. Suddenly an influx of girls poured into the arcade from the clothing stores to see this freestyling superhero pimp.
Sakura: Thanks Skullo! Now, to make my move…
Sakura found her first target, a perfect first bitch. Her name was Tiffany, a proud white girl who wore the American flag on her almost nekkid body.
Sakura: (What slap should I try first? Akuma’s Shun Goku PIMPSLAP, the Sho Ryu PIMPA, the Shinpimpryuken, or the Shinshopimpslap? Or maybe I could try the Burning Palm?)
Tiffany: Ooh, lookie the weird skeleton guy go! HEY, SKELLY, DO BUTTERFLY NEXT!
Skull: thumbs up, selects Butterfly
Sakura: Prepare yourself bitch! SHO-RYU-PIMPA!
Sakura gave Tiffany a fierce, burning open-handed uppercut to her chin no less than four times. The bimbo didn’t have a chance. When Tiffany feel to the floor, Sakura tagged her and dragged her by the hair to what used to be Dan’s Cadillac.
Sakura: I couldn’t have done it without you! Now come on, let’s go to the Gap!
Dan found himself under the training of Mel Masters, Ken’s pimp son, who mysteriously rose up in the ranks of Shotopimps despite him not pimping at all. Dan was in Mel’s bedroom, or the biggest kiddy room ever, since his dad’s so fucking rich.
Dan: So, …Pimpjedi Mel…where do we begin?
Mel: You gots some Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
Dan: What’s that?
Mel: You don’t know what Yu-Gi-Oh is?! You’re GAY. I bet you like SAILOR MOON.
Mel went back to playing Yu-Gi-Oh on the PlayStation, and Dan went into meditation.
Dan: (Where’d it all go wrong?! Just this morning I was pimping like a mothafucka! But now, I’m stuck babysitting this spoiled cunt. Dammit…I swear to God, I’m pimping the NEXT bitch I see!)
Dan closed his eyes, walked around a bit, and opened them. His jaw dropped.
Mel: Oh. That’s my pet hamster Bijou. She speaks French.
Bijou: Oui, je m’appelle Bijou! Tu t’appelles comment?
Dan: …I’m gonna pimp you! OYAJI!!!
Ryu had just wrapped up Majestic Xanadu when he got a phone call on his cell phone. It was that obsessive compulsive fangirl of his.
Sakura: RYUUU!!! I’m a fully registered PIMP now! I’m even way above Dan’s level!
Ryu: Well…that’s nice, I guess.
Sakura: I can’t talk to you for long, so why don’t you come down here to Detroit? Ken wants to challenge you!
Now, Ryu never got registered with Shotopimps, but he was well-known throughout the world as the Hentai Doujin Pimp. However, he can never, ever turn down the thought of fighting his old friend again.
Ryu: Really? I never heard about it.
Sakura: Well, Ken’s the richest, baddest, mothafucka in the world! He’s too busy to challenge you personally!
Ryu: You’re right. Gimmie the place and time.
Sakura: Hey, gotta run, I’ll talk to you later! CIAO!!!
Sakura couldn’t contain her excitement…her plan was just unfolding; she was going to make Ryu her bitch!