Dan's Win Quotes

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#1

Win quotes from everyone’s favorite Saikyo master. :china:

Normal quotes:

1: The path to true Saikyo power is no cakewalk! You couldn?t handle it!

2: Lame! Calling you an amateur would be giving you too much credit!

3: Wah ha ha ha! I won! I won! My art of fighting is unstoppable!

4: This is Saikyo power!

5: Now that was a real street fight! I hope it was as good for you as it was for me!

6: Underestimating me is a really good way to hurt yourself!

7: Ha ha! That was nothing!

8: Whooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

9: Heh he he? That was easy!

10: Here?s the deal! I?ll make an exception and take you on as my special pupil!

11: No problem!

Character specific:

Ryu: You try to dress and act like me, but you?re just a freakin? poseur!

Ken: I won ?cuz I don?t have a girl holding me back like you do!

Chun-Li: That?s what you get for making fun of Dan the man!

E. Honda: Are you sure those are real sumo moves?

Blanka: Long time no see, Jimmy! Let’s go grab us some food! Loser pays, OK?

Guile: Typical lazy government employee!

Zangief: Size isn?t everything! And I?m not just talking about muscles!

Dhalsim: Your endless preaching is gonna put me to sleep!

Balrog: Tell me where you got your haircut so I can remember never to go there.

Vega: I hate guys like you! Not sure why, but?

Sagat: Now I can finally visit my father’s grave without being ashamed…

M. Bison: You’re evil and you laugh like a pervert!

Sakura (Arcade mode): Now, you understand the full glory of Saikyo style!

Sakura (Versus mode): That’s today’s lesson. You can pay me in lunches! Two oughtta do it!

Rose: Just because you?re beautiful doesn?t mean I?ll let you walk all over me!

Gen: I didn’t think an old man like you could dish it out like that!

Abel: Hm? I don?t know anybody that looks like you! Honest!

C. Viper: A business woman, huh? This is my job, too! It’s how I put food on the table!

Rufus: An amateur like you needs like 10,000 light-years of practice to face me!

El Fuerte: Whip me up a meal next time! I?ll judge you with my taste buds!

Cammy: Don’t remember your past? In that case, you were my apprentice! Join me again!

Fei Long: Take that! Who’s the greatest now mister big shot movie star?

Akuma: Who let this guy fight? This dude?s cheap as hell!

Gouken: You look awfully familiar? Hm!? What are you doing here?

Seth (Arcade mode): Your moves just aren?t good enough! You oughtta copy Saikyo moves instead!

Seth (Versus mode): Is that ball in your stomach just for show?

Dan: A Dan cosplayer, huh? Being a star sure is rough.


#2

The Akuma win quote is my favorite. When I beat Sakura he says “You can pay me back in lunches. Two oughtta do it!”

I remember in Alpha 2 “My dad can beat you, and he’s dead!”

And CvS2: "Do you like to… Yahoo!?


#3

Bison: You look evil and you laugh like a pervert. XD (something like that, not too sure :P)

He has two for Sakura and Seth, one is for regular and one is for Arcade mode.


#4

A list actually is compiled already, at GameFAQs. It lists everyone’s win quotes. Here’s the link.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/xbox360/file/943712/57160

That said, I’ll copy Dan’s character-specific quotes here, since they’re the most relevant (and the ‘normal’ quotes are all already listed above).

RYU: You try to dress and act like me, but youre just a freakin poseur!

KEN: I won 'cuz I dont have a girl holding me back like you do!

CHUN-LI: That’s what you get for making fun of Dan the man!

E.HONDA: Are you sure those are real sumo moves?

BLANKA: Long time no see, Jimmy! Let’s go grab us some food! Loser
pays, OK?

ZANGIEF: Size isnt everything! And Im not just talking about
muscles!

GUILE: Typical lazy government employee!

DHALSIM: Your endless preaching is gonna put me to sleep!

BALROG: Tell me where you got your haircut so I can remember never
to go there.

VEGA: I hate guys like you! Not sure why, but…

SAGAT: Now I can finally visit my father’s grave without being ashamed…

M.BISON: You’re evil and you laugh like a pervert!

C.VIPER: A business woman, huh? This is my job, too! Its how I put food
on the table!

RUFUS: An amateur like you needs like 10,000 light-years of practise to
face me!

EL FUERTE: Whip me up a meal next time! I’ll judge you with my taste buds!

ABEL: Hm? I don’t know anybody that looks like you! Honest!

SAKURA: Now, you understand the full glory of Saikyo Style!

ROSE: Just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean I’ll let you walk all
over me!

GEN: I didn’t think an old man like you could dish it out like that!

CAMMY: Don’t remember your past? In that case, you were my apprentice!
Join me again!

FEI LONG: Take that! Who’s the greatest now mister big shot movie star?

AKUMA: Who let this guy fight? This dude is cheap as hell!

GOUKEN: You look awfully familiar… Hm!? What are you doing here?

SETH: Your moves just aren’t good enough! You oughtta copy Saikyo moves
instead!

(Seth actually uses Dan’s standing medium kick, doesn’t he?)

The Seth and Sakura quotes listed there are the Arcade mode quotes. In Vs. mode, the character-specific quotes become these.

SAKURA: That’s today’s lesson. You can pay me in lunches! Two oughtta do it!

SETH: Is that ball in your stomach just for show?


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#6

If anything Dan uses Seth’s attack since Seth was made before Dan :stuck_out_tongue:

I love the relationship between Dan and Sakura (my two favourite characters), it’s always about lunch with those two :smiley: Win a round with Ultra against Sakura in Arcade and he says “I guess you owe me lunch, kiddo.” but if you let Sakura beat you with Ultra she says, “Looks like you owe me lunch, I’ll have the ramen.” (or something like that). He says something different if you win with Super too but can’t remember, I’m sure Sakura does as well but no way you’ll get the AI use a Super on you :stuck_out_tongue:


#7

lol I hate myself :annoy:

Thanks for the heads-up. :karate: First post has been updated.


#8

To Fei-Long he says something along the lines of “for a big movie star you’re not so great”


#9

Am I missing something here?


#10

He’s referring to the arcade boss Seth being designed before console character Dan was even conceived.


#11

Point is Dan does it better.


#12

Bingo :slight_smile:

Although since Seth wasn’t playable originally it’s possible he was missing certain moves but seems unlikely :stuck_out_tongue: (I also think Seth’s vertical j.LK looks just like Sakura’s)


#13

I just love that guy.


#14

lol at Dan not knowing that Light Years is actually a measure of distance. Still seeing how a few of Rufus’ attacks have ‘space related’ names, that makes the quote even funnier.


#15

Dan: A Dan cosplayer, huh? Being a star sure is rough.


#16

Is Dan the only one who has a win quote against himself? That alone is humorous to me.


#17

Everyone does although most aren’t quite as humorous as Dan’s :stuck_out_tongue:


#18

Added, thanks. :china:

No idea people had win quotes against themselves o_O


#19

Keep Your Day Job!- SFA2

That one always cracks me up as well.


#20

RESURRECTION!!!
good threads shouldnt die.

Alpha 3: “You can’t beat me because I’m a legend in my own mind!”