Darth Vader robs a bank


#1

so they decided to send Darth out to withdraw from the bank.

I did a quick search on ‘Darth Vader bank’ and was surprised when nothing showed up.


#2

i came in thinking this would be triforce related


#3

This nigga got away after robbing a bank at gunpoint on a bicycle dressed as Darth fucking Vader… apparently the police is feeling the force grip of the recession too imo…


#4

Weird I didn’t see this in the local news, though a robbery in Long Island is pretty funny.

Edit: Bulldancer LI cops aren’t used to enforcing the law beyond issuing warnings to 17 year old’s who make right turns on red when they aren’t supposed to:rofl:


#5

That shit would be so surreal I’d just hand him the cash like “Ok Mr Skywalker will that be all for you today?”


#6

Motorbikes are gay. He should have gotten away on a Skateboard.


#7

Thankfully, it’s MUCH more epic than that.

Vader…with a gun. At least he’s creative! Still ain’t got nothing on the flower-man.


#8

Here’s a video of it in the news.

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I wish the video of it happening in progress was floating around. Seriously I’d be just like them if this happened to me.

Darth: breathing hard Give me the cash…
Me behind teller window: :wtf: You can’t be serious…
Darth: You will pay for your lack of vision. brandishes gun
Me: Wow…this is really happening? I’m about to get robbed by the dark lord? No seriously where are the camera’s at?


#9

Darth needs a money for a new Death Star.