Dead or Alive 4th - Best gaming experience outside of porn


#1

The “th” stands for Technically Hoalicious. Some people ask why Doa is so good (SO GOOD) and the only thing I can think of is. . .yo man these hos kick pretty high.

So high I can see their dirty panties and all I do i while playing this game is bust a nut.

I’m playin a Kasumi, I’m bustin a nut. I’m playin a Helena, I’m bustin a nut. I’m playin a Lisa, I’m bustin boocoo nut. :mad:

Nuts be bust when I be playin this fuckin game.:mad:

By the time I get out of the character select screen my dick is raw:mad:.

So I gotta ask, Is it real son, is it really real son
Let me know it’s real son, if it’s really real
Something I could feel son, load it up and kill one
Want it raw deal son, if it’s really real?:smokin:


#2

I wonder why no one takes DOA seriously. :rolleyes:


#3

HARDCORE DOA FO SHO!

www.doacentral.com

I’m close personal friends with all those guys!


#4

Shouldn’t you be watching pRon?


#5

Yeah. They LOVE you there…


#6

bloody roar owns doa for free:wtf:

ps:stop being a fuckin troll


#7

fucking stupid thread. closed