Dead or Alive Ultimate - BAD Games Thread

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#1

Use the format such as

Game: Dead or Alive 1 (DoA1) or Dead or Alive 2 (DoA2)

then bitch, post grievances, etc… you know the damn rules.

-McFly


#2

Bad games to “Realest One” in DoA2 for talkin’ endless shit, picking rare characters like Bass, sucking with Ein, never tagging out in Tag Battle, and at one point beating the hell outta everyone in the room, doing combos off Ayane’s b+F+P throw all day, getting 15 wins, calling us “Fags”, and then leaving. We hate you. :sad:


#3

Sounds like someone’s a little sore from a scrubby beat down. :lol:


#4

Bad Games to Tom Brady.

All you did was talk shit and complain the entire time, and you got raped. Hard.

Raped your face, sent you to the back of the line. All you did the entire time waiting for your turn was complain about how I am garbage and you were going to destroy me when its your turn again.

What happened when it was your turn again? I raped your face.
Sent you to the back of the line… again.

Again all you did was complain and whine and bitch and cry (and complain). “You’re garbage. Do you know who I am? I’m #1 in the world. Im Tom Brady. Im Tom Brady. Im Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Do you know who I am? Im the best. Im Tom Brady. You’re ranked ranked like 4000! I am #1. Go online and look who I am.(lol) What till its my turn again. Im going to fucking destroy you.”

After working all those fools in that room… Its your turn again. What happens? I beat the shit out of you, again.

Yeah, you’re #1 in the world. My #1 bitch. Props.

Thanks for the shoes, beeeeetch.


#5

HAHAHAHAH. LOL.

That is so funny. You’re right, bad games to TOM “#1” BRADY. All he does is complain. When you beat him, he makes excuses. I beat him with Bass, and he complained I did the same move over and over. Then he said he “beats my ass” all the time. Even though that is not true at all. Not even close.

If he wasn’t such a cry baby, I wouldn’t even bother posting this. But he is. The sad thing is, he really thinks his rating means something.


#6

Tom Brady is by far the most overrated player on xbl. I always hear “oh, I beat tom brady today. I’m so good. I beat the #1 guy in the world”…

Who hasn’t beaten tom brady?
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no, seriously…who?


#7

Whoa, you beat Tom? Holy shit, I’ve never played him but I beat you like once or twice on a late Friday night and did pretty good too! NAH FUCK THAT…I’M #1 NOW…I’M THE GREATEST IN THE MOST HATED 3D FIGHTER. WE GOTTA BATTLE AGAIN.

And I’m stealin’ that funny shit.

Live lagged like HELL today. SEE YA.


#8

lol, im not really concerned with who is #1 or the best. Its just funny to put bitches like him their place. It really just comes down to who feels like playing the most matches and getting the most points on live.

But he seriously thinks hes #1 in the world at this game offline and across the universe. (Its pretty much every word out of the his mouth. “IM TOM BRADY!, I’M #1 AND YOU’RE GARBAGE”)

Its just really funny to me that someone who talks like that got worked like a ham sandwhich.

Beat down number 1: slap!
“OMG YOU’RE GARBAGE YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE THE ROOM CAUSE WHEN ITS MY TURN AGAIN IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTORY YOU YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE, IM TOM BRADY IM #1 IN THE UNIVERSE”

beats room, toms turn again

“OKAY HERE I GO WATCH THIS EVERYONE, IM TOM BRADY AND IM GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION IM TOM BRADY, #1 ACROSS THE UNIVERSE”

Beat down #2: slap! get that shit out of here
"OMG IM TOM BRADY NOW IM REALLY MAD IM GOING TO FUCKING BEAT YOU SO BAD WHEN ITS MY TURN AGAIN YOU JUST WAIT IM TOM BRADY, GO ONLINE AND LOOK WHO I AM. (I think he just uncontrollably shouts “IM TOM BRADY”, like some form of turrets syndrome).

beats room, toms turn again

“OKAY EVERYONE WATCH THIS, THE MAIN MAN TOM BRADY IS FUCKING SERIOUS NOW THIS GUY PISSED ME OFF, HERE COMES THE BEATING OF HIS FUCKING LIFE OMG IM TOM BRADY”

Beat down number #3: slap! gimme them shoes bitch! slap!
“OMG IM TOMBRADY?!?!?!”

Get the fuck outta here with that shit. You got worked, slapped all across your face, and left there barefoot. :tdown:


#9

lol…


#10

Tom Brady is actualy the man(from what I read at doacentral.com, I post there too). But that shit is too funny and sad. Glad you gave him an ass raping, too good :clap: . Fucking attitudes of some people damn. :tdown:


#11

make sure you turn your mic off when you beat him, cause he has every excuse in the book…and he’s not ashamed to use them all.


#12

wow, people who beat tom brady after he just a HUGH streak and was probably tired of playing but played anyway with LAG on 2 rounds with normal life but good job, i lost. show up to an offline tourney and see what happens to u. and besides everyone who says they beat tom brady loses to everyone that tom brady owns. for example, gimmethemshoes said blazze dirtied him up and that blazze was the best that hed faced, yet i kill blazze and everyother player that u lose to. so with the online lag i still beat more people who r ranked high then any of u. like i said, show up to an offline tourney and see what happens to u.

and 1 more thing…meel and gimmethemshoes, i have beat u guys SEVERAL times using my other gamertag so actually u r my bitches. i dont use the tom brady name anymore really. i use another tag. this way the games r fun cuz people arent clinging to an ONLINE win no matter what the connection and saying “how can tom be the best blah blah blah”


#13

what matters r the tourneys not the online play. justin wong is the best cvs2 player in the country but if someone were to beat him on cvs2 for x-box what does that mean if they cant touch him at an offline tourney? nothing. no one can beat jason wilson at MK2 yet when it was on x-band and mame people did get games on him yet offline they cant win a round on him. so what does the onlie win do if they cant touch him offline? NOTHING! offline where there r no connection problems u cant get away with half the stuff u do online. u guys need to realize this.

anyway, just my 2 cents.


#14

good point. also, if there is an online beast and you beat him at the arcade or whatever, it doesn’t mean squat either. believe it or not there ARE people that take online games seriously. online games and “live” games are completely different and should not be compared. say “oh, yeah, you beat me online let’s play “live” then we’ll see what up!” is like saying “you beat me online now let’s arm wrestle and see what’s up” if you lose online, guess what? you LOSE! accept it. take responsibility for yourself.

really looking forward to playing games with people on this thread. wins against me are free 'cause you guys are experts!


#15

I would like to say a few things.

You act like we think it is a big deal that we beat you. It’s not. You’re a sore loser, and a cry baby. Plus you make tons of excuses.

I guess you use multiple accounts, because you actually care about your rating? You said “I’m TOM BRADY, I’m number 1 in the world” “Look at my rating” Now you say, “wow, people who beat tom brady after he just a HUGH streak and was probably tired of playing but played anyway with LAG on 2 rounds with normal life but good job, i lost. show up to an offline tourney and see what happens to u.”

Make up your mind. You act like your rating meant something online, but now you are saying online means nothing.

BTW, “HUGH” is spelled “HUGE”. I don’t really care about errors that much, but that is kinda bad.

I don’t care if you are really “the best” in DOA. You’re still a loser. This is why you are in the bad games thread.

If all else fails.

“So what, you’re still fat.”


#16

look, i already posted this on the doa site but i’ll say it again here. i was fustrated cuz of the connection and got mad and said some shit to people. i was wrong and out of line and i apoligize for any comments i made online. i realize everyone has the lag problems but i still got mad anyway. my bad guys i was truely out of line.

if i win any offline or online tourneys and people wanna think i got lucky cuz “X” person didnt get to the finals or didnt show up for the tourney cuz of these few games thats their opinion so not much i can do about it. i just dont want this thread being a flame war with me in it. i’m admitting to bad games and sayin i was out of line and a poor sport and i apoligize.


#17

Its not the fact that he got some wins on tom brady… It’s the fact that tom brady flips out on anyone who beats him for no damn reason, actually screaming on the mic. It’s just pretty funny how mad he gets even though he knows this game shouldnt be taken serious on live. Just chill out.

Edit…

Just read above. I get pissed in cvs2 but damn you is crazy lol. Btw I dont think justin is the best in cvs2. I think it’s choi or ricky.


#18

lol, You still dont get it.
No one is saying you arent decent at this game. We’re saying you’re a total fag.

This is SRK. This entire site is dedicated to the promotion of the tournament scene and high-level play. We dont need you and your faggy friend to explain it. This is the online section where people come to bullshit each other, talk shit, and just have fun with the online games. Theres no need to bring up the one doa tournament you won with 8 people in it.

Your apology is pretty empty, since you dont even really know why you’re apologizing. You just dont want your “reputation” drug through the mud. Talking shit is fine, just for as much shit as you talk, dont get totally anally invaded by someone like me, whos only been playing for a week.
You’re still making excuses at doacentral about only losing to lag etc. When I stripped your shoes of your feet and beat you over the head with them, the connection was perfect. You tried trashing me after the first loss because you werent trying hard… or something. Then you come back at me in “serious mode” and got beat down even harder. There is no excuse; You’re just a fag, and since people are born that way, theres really no need for you to apologize for it. Its in your genes or something. :rofl:

Anyways, moral of the sotry: Take your beatings like a man and just say good shit.
When you talk shit so much shit, get raped, and then make 101 excuses about it, it just makes you look like a bitch. The #1 rated bitch across the universe. “IM TOM BRADY!!!”


#19

[quote=WINBACK]
Originally Posted by WINBACK
NAH FUCK THAT…I’M #1 NOW…I’M THE GREATEST IN THE MOST HATED 3D FIGHTER. WE GOTTA BATTLE AGAIN.

[quote=]

That’s not too similar to what JustOwnIn had said. He was a beginning player at the tournament and was the champion for two months. I guess that got to hand and started a threat about it in the Fighting Game Discussion labeled as “Challenge”. He barked and barked until someone beat him on the first day when it came out. The person was new to the game anyway and I know that had to be embarrassing for JustOwnIn. People like you come and say that your the best when deep down inside you know it’s not true. The world is a bigger place then you can imagine and you fail to get out of your little world. I take pride in beating people like you in this game or any other Online fighting game anytime I want. People like you are nothing.


#20

I’M TOM BRADY