Do you cut your pubic hair?


#1

Do you cut it?


#2

i jerry curl it


#3

If I don’t got a girl, no. If I’m expecting action. then yes.


#4

Who the fuck doesn’t? If I didn’t I’d have the itchiest smelliest dicksized afro in the history of man.


#5

Yo dick fros are not cool people.

Also clap clap again SRK


#6

i trim my pubes.

whats wrong with that?


#7

thats what i usually did…decided while i had my hair buzzer to bald the eagle and pinch cut my sack…leaking blood allover the place


#8

Don’t matter if you’re expecting any or not… gotta stay nicely groomed and ready.

I use a 1 clip… then I cut other people’s hair with it.


#9

Do expect the girls that you hook up with to maintain their bush too? It’s also just good hygiene.


#10

I shave my initials into it. Shit’s baller.


#11

How do you initial Valaris? Because just a “V” by itself would look kinda odd.


#12

Yeah, of course. It gets itchy otherwise and no girl will like it unkept.


#13

My real name.


#14

Holy fuck SRK what is wrong with you…


#15

I mainly do it so it doesn’t itch like a bitch. The part that makes it look more stylish is just a bonus, along with the hygiene bonus.


#16

No one believes that. NO ONE. Not even Hayden.


#17

No one believes what?


#18

Lol it depends on age, and married or single.

Over 35 and married… Probably not… Shit was gay when you were 18.
Over 35 and single… Probably a yes since you want to have sex with the younger generation… Or atleast would like to think you may one day be hittin some young stuff.

Under 30… A part of the younger generation… Your shit is clipped and you are a justin bieber fan… The world sucks but atleast you have free porn and chicks think its cool to let you give them facials.

-dime


#19

my scrotum has the most lovely dreads.


#20

That you would adorn your own flesh with your real name instead of VALARIS.

Fucking vomits