Do you flush the toilet EVERYTIME after you go to the potty?


#1

Sounds like a simple question, right? Well, how come I find so many toilets that look like somebody just unloaded their breakfast/lunch/dinner in it when I go to some bathrooms that aren’t mine/bathrooms in restaurants/public bathrooms?

I flush the toilet every single time I go to the bathroom. Pee, poop, masturbate, it doesn’t matter. I’m flushing that toilet because that’s just nasty. It’s become 2nd nature to me. I go the bathroom, I flush the toilet. I really don’t understand why some people don’t. I’d love to hear some of the justifications for this.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Charles Barkley voice:

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#2

The only time I don’t flush is at night time at like two in the morning or something. The only reason is that I don’t want to wake anybody up. However, when I don’t flush, I put the seat cover on, so the smell doesn’t overtake the bathroom.

What’s worse is when people take a dump and don’t wash their hands. For fucks sake, is 30-60 seconds of hand washing that much waste of a time?


#3

I usually do, but one time I went to a public bathroom and there was a log that was, I shit you not, about the diameter of a baseball, and about as long as a Nerf football. If that was mine, and even if that thing could get flushed, I’d have probably left it there for other people to admire.


#4

Wow. You mastered how to get jizz in the toilet when your dick is pointing up? How the fuck do you do that?

And yeah, I flush. Habit. Hard to break. Reference to Chicago song with similar title. Yada yada yada.

But seriously, how the fuck do you do that?


#5

“Much still to learn you have, young padawan.”

Yeah, I still flush everytime. FAR easier to clean if you don’t let the shit sit. No pun intended. That goes for my house or anyone’s I’m visiting.

-Starhammer-


#6

Dude… all you have to do is bend your waist and lean over the toilet. It’s not difficult at all. Unless you’re beating off while sitting on the toilet or something.

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#7

There’s only been a few times in life where I didn’t flush. There’s not much of a point in just leaing it there unless I had a Super Turd like spudlyff8fan just described. My only memorable “super turd” was that 2-footer(approx.) from several years ago. I even mentioned it here. It’s a shame I did not take a picture of that masterpiece.


#8

flush, yes
wash, yes

also what gets me is how guys miss the urinal in a public location. the shits right in front of you, yet i see a puddle of piss on the floor right in front of it. how the fuck?


#9

Not everyone’s curves the same way, you know.


#10

I don’t flush public toilets.

I’m not touching that shit.

In a house? Every fucking time. Unless you want the bathroom to stink, I don’t see why you wouldn’t.


#11

At my home and a friends place I flush. It’s the respectable thing to do but in a public place like a school or restaurant? I kick the lever.


#12

Ummm, yes, every time.


#13

I always flush, but in public restrooms I use my foot to flush the toilet if possible (if it’s not a urinal).

I think the more important question is at home, do you flush the toilet with the toilet lid/cover up? If so, you’re nasty as fuck. Good job spreading a cloud of bacteria and fecal matter within a six foot radius around your toilet. Ever wonder why your breath stinks like shit? It’s because your toothbrush has shit on it. :tup:


#14

Oh stop being a germaphobic pussy and flush the fucking toiled. Kick the handle or grab a grip of paper towels or something. No one wants to walk in on your fuckin left overs.

Yes I flush every time. It’s the decent thing to do.


#15

I’m just wondering how a lot of you guys look at your shit before you flush it down. I wipe and flush it down. No need to look…


#16

Yeah, in all honesty, this is too much like that episode of South Park. You really need to take pics to confirm the hugeness of a dookie in order to really be able to make it believable.


#17

Fuck why did I have to click on this while I’m eating chicken wings? Damn, I think I lost my appetite:nono:


#18

I flush whether I piss or poor, and I always wash my hands.

I wasn’t going to flush after pissing but then I realized if I poop some hours later I don’t want the chances of urine splashing into my asshole.

Exactly. I hate when people come over and leave the toilet seat up. You saw that it was down so why the fuck would you leave it otherwise?


#19

More importantly, if you’re too afraid to touch the handle to flush the toilet, why did you sit down to take a shit?


#20

At my house everyone flushes, but they NEVER courtesy flush, and its awful. I dont want to see anyone’s dookie stains and crumbs when i come in to pee; think of the children for god’s sake! And i put air freshener in there, i dont know why they wont use it. I might have to curse someone out about it the next time I see that crap.:annoy: