MAY BE NSFW
So yeah, had a damn good stripper adventure. For you sad Yanks that only get to see boobs, Canadian 'rippers are full nude. No cankles and tits and calves and shafts only. We get the whole package.
Anywho, the meat and bones:
What makes a good strip club experience in your eyes? What about what makes a good dancer? Any memorable nights? Will Ronin finally grace us with some quality stories? How much did I drink tonight?
For the record…Halloween is a great timeframe to see naked people. I also got my first lap dance from a black chick. I’m pretty sure I demanded it, but whatever. Made her bust on my leg with titty play. She tried to con me into a second dance by putting my dick in her mouth. Very cunning, that one. Pretty sure she stole a brand new pack of smokes off me.
For the record, black rippers are top tier
Followed by white chicks with quality tattoos, then whatever else is left.
Asian rippers are low tier because they secretly wish you were black. Unless u are black in which case they are a quality 3rd tier
Also I once fucked a stripper who came on stage wearing a suit of armour while juggling flaming torches
She was Shin Vanilla Sagat tier
I drank a lot tonight. And I work in 6 hours. Fantastic.