Drug Addict Saves World...Rewarded With Ridicule


#1

deserves it’s own shitty thread

http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/drugs/meth-head-zombie-apocalypse/

Dude stops a zombie outbreak before the rest of us have to deal with it, and we gotta make fun of him :frowning:

for shame, planet Earth…

for shame


#2

…He deserve it


#3

Inb4 drug-free rhetoric.

Y’all straight edgers can go smoke some cheese

Spoiler

fermunda cheese


#4

Would that be cheese… fermunda yo nutsack?


#5

It can also come from your ass crack. That type is analogous to Cotswold.


#6

I thought it was more like cottage cheese, but I guess that also comes from yeast infections.


#7

You either overdose on meth or stay sober long enough to become the villain.


#8

so wheres the part where he saved the world? he was only thinking of himself. fuck that selfish ass nigga


#9

i figure he killed the zombies before they started biting people and overrunning the world. Now we laugh at him.


#10

People love to see heroes fall =’(


#11

What else could a hero like him do?

Paint the future, get trapped in a shitty Tim Kring TV Show?


#12

Also, only Mafia players will get the hilarity of SoVi3t being the one to post about a psychotic redneck in a zombie apocalypse.


#13

Too late to say he’s not the hero we need but the hero we deserve?


#14

He’s really the one who caused the zombies by scrambling their brains with his hippie grass.

Don’t do drugs, kids.


#15

Would a zombie go for a druggie or a dumb person?

The answer is not that simple.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=R-fvEefdDs4#t=19


#16

I come here hoping to see a picture of Robert Reynolds, lol.


#17

Well played, sir.


#18

The world will never know what he did.
His debriefing - his true mission - will live on only in her heart.
He was a real hero.
He was a true Patriot.


#19

Jesse, we sell the product, we do not use!


#20

at least now we know what happened to Jesse after he drove off