I realize I’ve been a real chump about working on videos and pushing back release dates, and there’s no one to blame for it but myself. I seriously think about it every damn day, and though I try to convince myself that no one cares if I release a new one or not and/or that there’s no need anymore, people already know the stuff I would say, I know that’s just me being a pussy. So I’m making a money match, me versus me. If I don’t follow through, I will seriously quit SF forever.
I personally guarantee that I will be at the Evo Finals in Las Vegas, no matter what (there’s a rumour going around that I’ll be at Evo East next week with Mike “I’m so awesome even Thongboy jocks me” Z, it’s probably true). I will be carrying a small notebook, and I’m sure you’ll see me because I’m literally almost seven feet tall. If you come up to me and ask, I’ll put your e-mail in this book. The reason why is simple.
If I do not release at least four videos before the end of the year, every single person in that book will receive 40 dollars from me. Personally. I will mail it to your house and sign the bill myself. Maybe even put a little thank you note in the envelope. I’ll go through the book and mail the cash to each person until I’ve gone through 2g’s of my own hard-earned dough, and if I don’t of course SRK will call me out on it. The money will all be mailed within 2 months of the deadline (JANUARY 1, 2007 SOLID), and I’m not MLG so you know I mean it.
The four videos will be Gen Ed Vol 2, the secret Unblockables vid that crashed my machine and made me quit making videos, the Necro vid, the Q vid, and another video of my own choosing. Oh, but Ironhead! That’s FIVE videos! That’s right, I said at least four. So if I haven’t completed those and gotten halfway through the fifth, I still owe money (but I won’t quit, dammit!).
This is obviously an ego thing and I feel like a chump doing it, but I need to make sure that there’s something really frightening pushing me along to keep me focused and to stop me from blowing all the money on hookers and blow.
Thanks for your support, I won’t let you down again.