Ex-gay Kentucky pastor rapes boy, threatens to kill him with ‘warlock’ powers if he talks



“The victim stated that the suspect told him on numerous occasions that by brushing his skin or shaking his hand…he could tell his sins by the power he has. He comes from family of warlocks,” Hatfield explained to WKYT.

I see Kentucky is in the running for WTFness. Wonder if he had on his wizard robe and hat to really put the fear into this kid.

But, just seeing this dude’s face alone, I’d be pretty terrified too.


I just…wow.


Omg warlock


Did the priest specify whether he was Voidwalker or Sunsinger?

Also what the fuck kind of threat is that?


This had to be the work of Godonic the Revedgehog.


At least he didn’t give him AIDS.


He’s gonna chuck Shadow bolts, Soul fires and shit at you fools for doubting his WARLOCK powers


How sure are we that the supposed Warlock wasn’t born in, or has ancestry from Florida?


Sounds like he’s still gay to me…


The only way I’m sure that it’s not Adam Warlock is that this guy is too pasty, and The Chief would never do something like this.


When i was a kid i didn’t want anybody touching my butt

How kids get raped i blame the parents not teaching them and the rapist.

Seriously stranger danger.

When I have a kid i am teaching them to always tell me everything and to run away from anybody trying to touch them.



This piece of evidence clearly contradicts the testimony.

Court Record > South Park > Present


As we can clearly see on this page, The Chief was a member of the Super Adventure Club, proving that he WOULD do something like this!


Take your meds bro.


Wow no one?



Dammit, Token, you’re right.


Not possible. Radical feminists taught me that only women can be raped. It’s impossible for men to be raped.


<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
<BritneySpears14> Aight.
<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.
<bloodninja> Me too baby.
<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.
<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
<BritneySpears14> Hey…
<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don’t see it.
<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fck of the Beyondness.
<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
<bloodninja> Don’t f
ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
<BritneySpears14> Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
<bloodninja> Baby?

Makes me wonder if he’s bloodninja…


Dammit Neesa, I kept thinking that.

But it’s inappropriate to post that one…

…without posting the rest of the bloodninja chronicles[/details]


If he were, he’d use that Lvl 3 Eroticism to turn BritneySpears14 into a small boy.