Excessive boners pissing me off


#1

I hate having to take a piss whilst having a boner. Stand far away from bowl, and aim your rifle so as to compensate for the sagging trajectory.

Do you feel the same?


#2

I hate it. I end up pissing all over the bathroom.


#3

Lez piss.


#4

U need to fondle urself more to be rid of boners


#5

allahu akbar


#6

i don’t know what that ucking sand speak script says but

http://9502-presscdn-0-95.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Islamic-State-.png


#7

lotta limp-dick cowards in here


#8

fuck you you haram bitch faggot

allah willing, your dick falls off


#9

A boner is just a reason to take a 15 min bathroom break at work imo


#10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiMcaiMWsAIQGPR.jpg

Boney M

oh yeah there was also a comic picture guide on this, lean over the bowl and 2 hand the wall like you’re under arrest… or upside down handstand. Maybe that was just the don’t do this version…


#11

Cut it off and use a straw. Much easier that way.


#12

There was a 3rd pic here

or perhaps only the soldier as “draw me like one of your french girls”


#13

Stop watching loli stuff all the time


#14

Yeah, it’s pretty annoying when you’re just trying to piss. It’s far worse when you’re constipated, though. You spend so much effort trying to strain the shit out of your ass while your dick is continuously puffing up. Not fun.


#15

Rick Ross been fapping to his own tits.


#16

http://i.imgur.com/FZWddtp.gif

windows MEXP got those games


#17

Jack off more.

Or, better, adjust your outwardly projected personality.

So as to actually get laid.

Or don’t

Keep losin’ 'dem Mcjobs, jobber.

:coffee:


#18

i coulda sworn the last time i posted here it was about zoners spamming fireballs.


#19

I thought I was just high and read some off the wall shit.

No, this is really the title of the thread:


#20

http://i.imgur.com/7YE1Ih5.jpg

^
“looks like we made it”
^

But that thread last reply = 8 days ago, probably from a lock? And my PEPSI thread couldn’t get up there, but then again, because it didn’t- now you have parallel threads from the cone zone.

http://i.imgur.com/IIi1Y78.jpg

A Boner
is an owner of the XBONE

Next question!

http://i.imgur.com/ElX6IEp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ued3EMU.jpg

What Combofiend is hiding from you about their zoners

https://i.imgur.com/8doG2jB.png

Who’s gonna flex first and try it.