Ninja Scroll: You dont like cartoons, or the anime style. You dont like Ultra Violence and Rape. Know what, Fuck you, Watch this. Its got a decent story line, great animation, and awesome action. This shit shaped anime, cartoons, violence, rape, and bad assery for 3 decades now. If you cant appreciate that, go watch Bring it On 6, cum on! A white girl’s struggle through a black high school where they all learn a valuable lesson.
You knuckleheaded motherfucker.
Ghost in the Shell: Yeah its slow at some points. But this shit can be redone 20 years later and still not capture how awesome it is. Like HD remix vs ST. You dont have the attention span? Fuck you, Watch this.
Inception: Yeah yeah its new. Yeah yeah everyone likes it. But its better then the Matrix, and everyone loved that shit too, so ya know what, Fuck you, Watch this.
Know what, watch MEMENTO instead. Its even better then inception.
I dont know how a motherfucker with short term memory loss can remember he has short term memory loss, but its a good fuckin movie.
Suspension of disbelief you sweaty cunt rag.
Get into it.
Dog Bite Dog (Dragon Dynasty): Dont like subtitles and fucked up ass movies. Fuck you, Watch this. This movie is the shit, wincest, cop killing, assassination, motherfucking lone gunman doin dirt, revenge, twisted shit, and it keeps you guessin.
Want a better explanation.
Keep waiting you spoonfed toddler.
Go watch the movie for yourself.
Flash Point/ SPL, Killzone: Donnie Yen. If you dont know who this motherfucker is, allow me to introduce the baddest kung fu motherfucker to ever fuck your mother.
DONNIE YEN BITCH.
This dude fucked your mother.
Then he made a movie about it, twice.
Jackie Chan went head to head with Donnie Yen in Hong Kong. Lost.
Jet Li tried to retire when he tried to face Donnie in Hong Kong.
Those guys are sposed to be bad ass in the US.
They aint shit bitch.
DONKEY PUNCH BITCH.
DONNIE MOTHERFUCKING YEN.
Seven Samurai / Yojimbo: The genre of western, spearheaded by dipshit John Wayne, and respectable Clint Eastwood, is actually a rip off of Japanese cinema. If you didnt know, Akira Kurosawa made some dope motherfucking Samurai flicks.
Namely… Seven Samurai and Yojimbo.
Seven Samurai > Magnificent Seven
Yojimbo > Fistfull of Dollars
Dont believe me?
Watch all 4 films back to fucking back.
The black n white jap flicks pimp slap that gay ass shit to the dirt, spit on it, kick it in the groin, rape its woman in the street, light its house on fire, and takes a shit on your grandmothers chest, even if it has to dig that skeletor ass bitch out of its grave to do it.
Its like that bitch.
Deal with it.
Transformers Generation 1 / Transformers the Movie: Look, the story was suspecti in G1, and some of the movie is kinda bad. But nearly 30 fuckin years ago, some assholes trying to make toys first, and fit a cartoon around it did way better then the piece of shit movies that were adapted from them.
Transformers 1/2 and soon to be 3, are fucking horrible.
They suck ass.
Its not like G1 and the movie are any good.
Its just that they are better, had less to work with, and didnt need the “star power” of that whiny fucking white kid… or that acme sledgehammer thummed porn star wanna be white bitch.
They didnt need that shit.
They didnt need an Ipod or even a DVD. They had VHS and fucking TAPES motherfucker. Soundwave shot motherfucking TAPES out of his chest.
And he was still a bad ass motherfucker.
You give that all thumb bitch a tape recorder/player and some foam earphones that make her look like a princess Leia wannabe, and those fuckin movies would tank.
FUCK YOU. TRANSFORMERS 1 & 2 SUCK ASS.
YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE ORIGINAL SHIT.
JUST KNOW NOW YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED IF YOU LIKE IT.
Revolver / Rock N Rolla: I like Guy Ritchie. He is like the brit version of Quentin Tarantino. He uses great dialogue and pace and rewards his audience with violence. Rock N Rolla is just like Snatch, its got good music, pace, dialogue, and a similar story line. Mayhap not as witty as Lock Stock, but good enough to fucking watch.
Revolver is a much more serious enterprise. Its cerebral dealing with many Buddhist or Eastern philosophies, wrapped up in a crime drama.
Its a good fucking movie, but nobody saw it.
Fuck you, Watch it.
Just cause youre too fucking stupid to understand that you are not the voices in your head, doesnt mean you cant try to understand that you are not the voices in your head.
Or does it?
You stupid piece of shit.
Fuck you, Watch these movies.