Inspired by a recent episode of Maury, in which Maury goes all-out on a bunch of stupid fat bitches who got impregnated by the same idiot. One was currently pregnant with his second child for 4 weeks, and jumping up and down while hollering like an injured whale, as if proud that some man, and man, would insert his desperate member into her verjeen not once, but an astounding twice.
Fat girls are the scum of the Earth.*
No other creature is capable of supplying even a fraction of the malice and discontent that fat girls can. Not one. Sometimes you get to know a fat girl and you think “hey, she seems nice, and pretty normal, too.”, and then as soon as your guard is down, BAM. Bitch mode activate. Why are all fat girls bitches?
My favorite movie of 2009 was Precious. No, not for the decent acting, or the excellent portrayal of ghetto desperation, but for the fact that that fat cow got her shit beat out every 5 minutes. Back in the 90s, girls who looked like Precious used to beat me up all the time, just because I didn’t want anything to do with them, or give them my amazing hostess fruit pies. Seeing what happens to them at home was almost enough to make shitting in their cubbies and blaming it on them worthwhile.
I noticed something else when I was watching that movie. You remember that cokeheaded neighbor kid who was going through the exact same thing as Precious, and always tried to be her friend, even though Precious always mistreated her? That was the perfect portrayal of fat bitches. Think about it. The only reason she kept her GED program friends around was because they kept on heaping praise on her plate. Same with the teachers, and that nurse. Anyone who approaches her in any other way, even neutrally, like Mariah Carey’s character, was either shot down, ignored, or attacked. Why? Because Precious was a self-centered fat bitch, that’s why. In her world, and in the world of all fat women, she’s the only person that matters. These whores think that just because they have their own gravity well, the world revolves around them.
Feminazis, Prius-drivers, and tree huggers say that fat girls are jerks because “society” is so hard on fat girls, but that obviously isn’t true. If society hated them so much, why would they get so much food to eat? My theory is that fat girls are just naturally evil. They learn to quickly eat up food at a young age, so their parents and family cannot have any of it. They also feel entitled to the food, which is why they don’t feel bad stuffing their faces while people starve all over the world. Anyone who has ever spent a day with a fat woman knows this.
Hell, I’m pretty sure every human tragedy of the past millennium can be blamed on a fat woman. How many people died because Molly Brown felt obligated to take up so many seats on that lifeboat? What sort of glorious idealistic society would we live in if fat women hadn’t taken over the feminist movement, and replaced ideals of self-improvement into a “get money from your man and do nothing around the house” nightmare? Heck, you see those 9/11 “jumpers”? It’s widely believed that most of those people were actually pushed out by panicking fat women. It gets real, folks.
*Fat girls, not chubby girls. Chubby girls are just fine.