Fighting game golry days rap...:rollin


#1

http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://download.gamevideos.com/Podcasts/CGW/082107.mp3

its in the intro lol funny shit :rofl:


Those were the glory days, where did they go?
Without a few fossils, theres no way to know
Primal Rage dinosaurs dead after Asteroids
All the talk now is Turok and Blastoise
Beasts of burden, barely worth mentioning
Such and such was better before, no questioning

Seven-Eleven, fist fighting elbow to elbow
Logging online to find friends? Hell no
Never heard a Hello. Coin on the cabinet
Let a loser know youre next up and thats it
No band-aids for booboos, no medikits
Winner stayed, loser paid, arcade etiquette
Mano a mano, and man to man
Lightning-fingered fracas, I know throw commands
Spinning piledriver, got game, girlfriend?
Waiting next in line to sixty nine in the whirlwind
Practically porno, nice and perverted
Whats the spinning bird but paradise inverted?
I heard sinning is sexually charged
Dhalsims kebob exponentially enlarged
Those were the glory days, where did they go?
Without a few fossils, theres no way to know
Primal Rage dinosaurs dead after Asteroids
All the talk now is Turok and Blastoise
Beasts of burden, barely worth mentioning
Such and such was better before, no questioning

Back when, we broke bones and bloodied noses
Nowadays its got guns or nobody notices

Bitches with bullets, assholes in armor
Put up your damn dukes, pukes and pussies
Lets do this like 1991


#2

:rofl::rofl: that’s pretty dope


#3

Hahah, mad props.


#4

i lol’ed really hard at the “dhalsim unclogs shitters for a small fee / and saves cats from tall trees”


#5

“johnny cage still stars in mortal kombat games, god help him”