Inspired by the fighting game limericks thread.
If you don’t know, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry with 3 lines. The first and last both contain 5 syllables, and the middle one contains 7.
I’ll start you off:
Jab jab rocket punch
Sentinel is flying fast
Rush that shit down bitch
I do a safe poke
What the fuck is this bullshit
Umeshoryu
crouch hard punch tackle
aegis reflector crouch fierce
tackle tackle fierce
q tactics for pros
taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt
capture deadly blow
That is a special?
You build meter like nothing!
This game is broken!
How did you do that?
Down forward downforward punch?
Shoryuken! Yes!
Am I missing something?
Isn’t umeshoryu 4? u-me-sho-ryu?
Isnt shoryuken! Yes! 4 too? sho-ryu-ken yes?
is it the ryu? you guys taking it as ri-yu? i believe its a composite syllable
unless you guys are being lenient on the 5-7-5 “rule”…
it’s pronounced as one syllable in japanese i guess but i always pronounced it sho-ry-u-ken
p.s. i knew someone would mention this
He blossoms forward
Sticks to the wall and gets shot
Strider’s life is short
Habroken! I thought Shoryuken was 4 syllables by itself. INDEED.
If its a ‘composite syllable’ then…QUICK FIX!
How did you do that?
Down forward downforward punch?
“I just learned something!”
That last line is dedicated to you…and the ‘composite syllable.’ Indeed!
LOL 
don’t mess with Ryad
you must stay away from him
he knows everything
Funny you should mention that, it’s shoryuken = sho-u-ryu-u-ke-n 6 syllables according to a Japanese haiku actually 
I posted this one way back:
Tiger Uppercut
FAB
Shinku Hadouken
Low short short Psylocke
Double snap untill they crack
CapCom wont be back
you call wrong assist
I AHVB that shit
Back to the mall, scrub
Rings and Rocks rape face
No choice but to take it all
Just ask Dark Prince yo~
From The Tick vs. Reno, Nevada:
“You call that a haiku? YOU’RE JUST COUNTING SYLLABLES!!!”