Inspired by the fighting game limericks thread.
If you don’t know, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry with 3 lines. The first and last both contain 5 syllables, and the middle one contains 7.
I’ll start you off:
Jab jab rocket punch
Sentinel is flying fast
Rush that shit down bitch
I do a safe poke
What the fuck is this bullshit
Umeshoryu