Fighting Games as food


#1

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7727/fightingfood.jpg

SF: meaty, rich, makes you feel satisfied, always look forward to it
MvC: this one is obvious
Guilty Gear: highly complex, very few get to experience it
Blaz Blue: simplistic crap, anyone can get it easily
Tekken: high quality, makes you very satisfied, a treat to enjoy, people hate on it because they jelly
Virtua Fighter: plain, barebones, no one wants it except snobby people who think claiming they eat tofu makes them superior
Mortal Kombat: low class, tons of people enjoy it, tastes great at first but you get sick of it fast, not satisfying
Arcana Heart: no explanation required
Super Smash Bros.: tastes great but adults who want something of substance won’t eat this crap or take it seriously as a source of nutrition


#2

cool, a racist joke!

i’m gonna report you now and get your ass banned!


#3

No, please, explain.

(you’re prolly gonna get an infraction anyway, but I wanna see what you actually come up with)


#4

Hahaha I laughed


#5

you forgot this one


#6

lol at one of the most intricate and nuanced games out there being barebones.


#7

Well, the entire cast is pretty much underaged girls, and well no one wants to be seen as a pedo playing that game…


#8

I still have the thread on /v/ in one of my browser’s tab.

Yeah I open a lot of tabs.


#9

better warn all those sakura and ibuki players

and anyone that played cvs2/sfa cammy

and tron players in marvel

I mean this is such a solid means of finding pedos that we should be on the lookout in other games right