Fishmonger nearly dies as eel takes the back door

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A FISHMONGER has told how he nearly died after he slipped into a tank of eels ? and one shot straight up his bum.

Horrified Li Chang, 43 ? who suffered severe internal injuries ? had been sitting on the edge of the tank at his warehouse in Guangzhou, southern China, where the eels were waiting to be cooked.

But he slipped off his perch into the giant tank filled with hundreds of the writhing creatures.

Chang said: "I guess they were scared when I suddenly landed in the tank so they started wriggling everywhere.

“Several shot up my trouser leg. And then to my horror I felt one go up my bottom.”

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That old chestnut :lol: