Girl dies, media uses the word "selfie" for hits. Idiot falls for it and makes thread on srk


#1

#2

Thread title is misleading


#3

Damn, I was all posed to award a Darwin and then read the article.


#4

One of the most misleading thread titles of recent memory. She had a full EIGHT MINUTES after taking a selfie until she collided with a car at the top of a hill.


#5

You guys aren’t considering the possibility that they were trying to take ANOTHER selfie when the accident happened, hence the plural on the title.


#6

Literally nothing in the article says that was the case. So no, I am not assuming. Anyone who assumes is an asshole.


#7

So let’s throw the word selfie into the headline so that people will think that we’re delivering relevant news!
-KCTV News Producers.


#8

It is clearly the man’s fault for driving normally on his side of the road. Clearly he should have better dodged the crappy female driver coming head on towards him over a hill. Why I bet he was even speeding.


#9

Never mind, selfie didn’t cause the accident.
Boy, I feel like a dick now.


#10

The driver of the truck is probably a man also, so there you have it, two men killing a woman.


#11

That evil patriarchy!

#yessallwomen
#menmurderwomen
#carsaremysoginists


#12

Title accurate now.


#13

I can see that lol…


#14

I approve of new thread title, Red-haired Dark Knight.

Now, about this SenninSRK jabroni…


#15
  1. Be a sexist prick and single-handedly justify feminism
  2. Disparage feminism
  3. Fail to see the irony
  4. Self-congratulatorily masturbate

Seriously. Bringing gender up out of nowhere to make fun of women but then joking/bitching about feminists making everything about gender.


#16

This thread title change better not get in the way of my trolling.

/shakesfist


#17

You are good to go.


#18

I think the ironic part is that you are a virgin, and you think whining about me is going to get you laid.

Actually I’m not sure I used the word “ironic” right. I think “fucking hilarious” might have been more apropos.


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#20

Well, that escalated quickly.

Time to toss more fuel onto the fire!

Feminism is stupid and social justice warriors are beta male, vegan, cuckolding sissies.

Am I doing it right?