Girl vs. repeat rapist. Guess who wins?


#1

Rapist: Yeah baby! DICK COMES!! DICK COMES!! DICK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES!!
Girl: grabs it, cuts it, throws it. …Dick gone. Asshole.
Rapist: :wow: :sad: :crybaby:

** DEEZ NUTZ**
…Have been missing since Friday afternoon. If found, please call…

The detectives are on the hunt for a man who is on the hunt for his manhood. I’m sure there is a good three-part TV movie in this.

EDIT: Movie title is…**DICK JOHNSON: THE COCK HUNTER

THROW DAT DICK!!! :rofl:

Note: I’m sure some of you old rap fans will get it.

-Starhammer-


#2

Reversal too strong, HOLD DAT SHIT.


#3

Not what I expected at all, I thought they were going to flog her for doing it.

When the assailant was brought in front of court, the lawyer told him he had a limp case. The judge ordered a statue of the girl to be erected outside the court to honour the victims.


#4

The uncle should have yoga towered to bait the dick grab


#5

I LOVE HOW HE WAS ALSO HER UNCLE


#6

… Can Dhalsim regenerate? Like limbs and penises and shit?


#7

The knife wins every time


#8

Knife vs. Penis is definitely a 10-0 matchup.


#9

Them Lorena Bobbitt self-defense vids.


#10

That’s what we’d like to call big damage!


#11

she studied the matchup for sure

this gimmick wont work on me again

reminds me of a story arthur aka chaosnightwolf aka “thank god for sentinel” video (has it been that long since evo 10? damn) told me about jwong at ctf. theres a combo with sentinel/gief where you fast fly into his air grab otg rocket punch HSF. to escape the otg you have to roll the opposite way. arthur said hima nd josh360 used to playim sent gief. anyways, art hit jwong with the combo one time and justin just kinda looked at the screen and didnt say anything. next match arthur does it again and justin rolled the opposite way and escaped. GDLK :eekakataitosoldoldav:


#12

I know right? It’s ALWAYS the fuckin’ uncle!! Couldn’t even be at a family reunion if I was uncle. You’re just suspect of everything because of where you are on the family tree.

-Starhammer-


#13

Until Capcom releases Ultra Dick Cutter 4, where Knife ends up useless.


#14

A dick so hard you can’t cut it off. That’s what Viagra is for.


#15

this is a great idea, except:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/12/indian-police-gang-rape-uttar-pradesh

the cops all over India are raping women too.

or they just blame the family instead (these two girls were gang-raped by villagers and lynched for peeing outdoors at night…they have no bathroom in their home)


#16

Oh look, The liberal, man hating media has gone and made a hero out of somebody who mutilated somebody else.
If it was a MAN who cut the vagina out of somebody trying to rape him, you would be crying about the inhumanity of degenitaling.
For shame, SRK. For shame.

Typical.


#17

hehehehe

Spoiler

free win


#18

It’s already there. Ask Cody players how useful the knife is


#19

Too bad you can’t cut off vaginas…

gets linked to Ed Geen

Oh.


#20

Ha-HA!