Rapist: Yeah baby! DICK COMES!! DICK COMES!! DICK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES!!
Girl: grabs it, cuts it, throws it. …Dick gone. Asshole.
Rapist: :wow: :sad: :crybaby:
** DEEZ NUTZ**
…Have been missing since Friday afternoon. If found, please call…
The detectives are on the hunt for a man who is on the hunt for his manhood. I’m sure there is a good three-part TV movie in this.
EDIT: Movie title is…**DICK JOHNSON: THE COCK HUNTER
THROW DAT DICK!!!
Note: I’m sure some of you old rap fans will get it.