So, my cousins are inviting me to go to a nude beach that’s near their town. It’s a place that’s frequented by a lot of people, by singles, couples, and families.
Now, I’m not there to necessarily pick up any chicks, because they told me nude beaches aren’t meat markets (some places are tho). And they also told me I could get charged with indecent exposure if I get a stiffy on the beach, especially if there are families around.
My biggest problem is that whenever I get naked, I always get a boner. The second biggest problem is that I get a boner whenever I see happy naked white people, and there’s going to be a ton of that there. So I need to keep the stick down.
I dunno what I’m going to do keep my shit down. I have some left over Oxy from when I fucked up my leg last year; should I pop some of that to keep penis in check? But thing is that there only 4 or 5 pills left, so how do I keep a boner down naturally.