Goodbye El Fuerte,
You piece of shit character. I’m glad that you provided me the means to ruin this game the best I could, but unfortunately, you have lost your magic. No longer do people understand the stupidity of their wrongs, and the genius of your moves. You’ve provided me the means to punish jumping in this god forsaken game, and I thank you for that. You just don’t put that fear into people anymore, and more characters only means more things to think about.
It’s time to throw the towel in, you are a shit character with a scrubby as hell new ultra, and they nerfed the shit out of you. In your new self you have only spawned more wake-up ultra scrubs and back dashing assholes.
You will never be the same, and without me, you’ll never see Top 8 in the USA again.
Maybe when we meet again, you will strike fear in the hearts of those that see you, but know it was not I who betrayed you, but the stupidity of the game.
I will carry your shittyness with me to the next shitty character though.