Happy 18th bday!


#1

…Now bend over!!!

What the hell is up with the news these days? :rofl: Forget college. Your future has been decided baby!!

-Starhammer-


#2

It’s not like she has any reason to do this. She already has all the money she could ever want.


#3

Who the fuck is she, anyway?

This is a rhetorical question.


#4

I see what you did thar.

Me? I never heard of her either. I just happened to see that article while I was searching for info on the hurricane. I guess the computer was just linking potential blowjobs together…

-Starhammer-


#5

"She looks 30 already dayummm!"
All that needs to be said.


#6

Damn she looks like an old ass 18 year old. She must of been some crazy jailbait when she was younger.


#7

I give her 5 years tops before she looks like a brown leather sofa.


#8

…Or one trip to the tanning bed. :wasted:

-Starhammer-