Happy Birthday The Martian!


#1

Since you aren’t a dickbag here’s a thread just for you.

So I hope you spent it like this.

And with people you care about. Congrats.


#2

Happy 21st Birthday to the Martian!

Now If you don’t get drunk or get blazed, or get to “shot web” tonight, it’s on you homie!

:party:


#3

Happy Birthday! Don’t think I haven’t noticed you neglecting to add me on PSN.

…****** B).


#4

SRK’s Favorite Cammy and Spiderman fan! Happy Birthday bro, enjoy it!


#5

Now all you have to look forward to is the senior discount. Get hype.


#6

Footage of The Martian’s party

Happy Birthday bro :tup:


#7

Happy Birthday! Don’t get TOO fucked up…


#8

What, you just expect everybody to just believe you were born?

Pics or it didn’t happen.


#9

*fixed

Happy birthday :tup:


#10

Happy birthday. I hope you found much manmeat during your escapades.


#11

So we do Bday threads for nobodies now?

Happy birthsday guy who is notable on SRK for being a banned fa…bundle of sticks. No matter how drunk you get I hope you don’t pull a sovi3t AKA a Kaz AKA a randomnigga and wakeup next to a hippo.


#12

Is a Rhino acceptable, OZ?


#13

Happy Existence Day Martian. How old are you in spider years?

“ONE FOR J.J.!”


#14

Being a “somebody” on SRK isn’t something to brag about.


#15

What are you doing? Its your 21st birthday. You shouldn’t be reading this right now go while you still can!


#16

Another person I don’t know.

regardless,
Happy Pooped out ya mom’s queef hole-Day Martian.


#17

And who in the blue fuck are you? Yeah, that’s what I thought.


#18

Hey everybody,

I just snapped a pic of The Martian’s new bubbler he got for his birthday:

[details=Spoiler]


#19

BASED BONG


#20

Something with a little more of your style:

Spoiler

http://www.weedist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Piece-of-the-Week-Spiderman-glass-pipe-sherlock-280x352.jpg

Happy birthday!