Ok I got this problem. In my political science class, there’s this female classmate who has the greatest amount of cleavage I’ve seen in real life. I mean, her top is so low and tight that flabs of skin on the upper part of her breasts spills out over the top. And those things vibrate like crazy when she moves around! As a sexually abstained male, this is very distracting and potentially fatal to my academic success. If I can’t focus during lecture, I’m pretty much screwed, considering what trying to learn from the textbook is like.
So my question is: how do you politely ask a woman to stop dressing like a piece of street trash?