Help me defeat this outer space threat


#1

Guys, I know things are rough right now, and but did you see the news?

http://i.imgur.com/S8RIOW7.gif

Yeah so some sort of fleet is coming to destroy Earth. I for one will not stand for this.

I, therefore, am going to take my meager ship, and go take on this fleet head on.

http://i.imgur.com/yYuCyCO.png

As you can see I have two front-mounted railguns and a killer paint job.

Thing is I don’t think I can do this alone, so I advise you to spend your savings, get a ship together on your own, and JOIN ME IN THIS GLORIOUS BATTLE.


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#2

so disappointed this wasnt a beguiled thread

either way im in


#3

man can the Based Pod even fly anymore?


#4

Sign me up coach, I wanna fly in space.


#5

Reporting in.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff447/Axelhander/spacethreat01_zpsaf40a41f.png


#6

No.

http://s13.postimg.org/epn0791uv/paint.jpg

Prostrate yourselves before our new alien overlords.


#7

Oh please have the Everdragon come back.


#8

DAMMIT KROMO


#9

That looks like that dildo vibrator with buttplug attachment


#10

I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me. I’ll help.
Quick! Everyone get to the shelter!

http://s17.postimg.org/83on8uxkv/Untitled1.png


#11

I’ll hit them with a Genki Dama guys. Just lend me a little bit of your energy please!!!

Not that I need it since i am totally ripped.


#12

Don’t need a ship, for I am Optimus Primal

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5j0b8npTF1qkatiuo1_400.gif


#13

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AdegmLdFuJg/Rd1nmhJi3lI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ffj_N4y2Ycc/s320/Goku%2Bshocked.JPG

What is the point of being a bipedal robot in the shape of a gorilla that turns into a bipedal robot, in the shape of a gorilla?


#14

Your intelligence cap is too low for any answer I give to make sense to you.

Go eat meat or beat up Superman.


#15

My name is @SWBeta, pleased to be fighting against the Aliens that threaten our planet massa…

http://img2i.spoki.tvnet.lv/upload2/articles/53/533220/images/Verdziiba-Aluuksnee-3.jpg


#16

Is he serious?

Nigga you doing shit I did on accident as a kid, fuck outta here. My gorilla dick was bigger than your whole squad son, fall back.

Lend me your energon so I can get totally shredded and smash on these aliens.


#17

How you gon’ post a picture of your great-great-great grandfather and say it’s me? That’s fucked up and disrespectful to your ancestor, son.


#18

Hey Z-Boel

Do we have any information on the Alien invaders?

I really hope they aren’t Monkey Kings and Space Gorilla robots…


#19

You already know they some scrubby ass Freezie pop ex-employees that didn’t get the memo in their scouters telling them that like my boy Tommy, they aint got no job.


#20

SPOILER ALERT - Y’all are supposed to post MS Paint (or Paint-like alternative) drawings.