Guys, I know things are rough right now, and but did you see the news?
Yeah so some sort of fleet is coming to destroy Earth. I for one will not stand for this.
I, therefore, am going to take my meager ship, and go take on this fleet head on.
As you can see I have two front-mounted railguns and a killer paint job.
Thing is I don’t think I can do this alone, so I advise you to spend your savings, get a ship together on your own, and JOIN ME IN THIS GLORIOUS BATTLE.