So, it’s the return. Everyone’s probably high on Tryptophan and ish right now, so it’s around that time of the year to kick this thread off. Thanks to Kaz for holding it down last year.
No flame warring in the thread.
I will keep a tally with an asterisk each time something is nominated so that when the threads go up, only the top 10 will make it into the voting. (For some categories I imagine there may be less than 10 people nominated) Categories are boldfaced
I’ll try my hardest to update the nominations every 24 hours. For the love of God, people, link to the posts and threads for POTY, TOTY, and Worst Derailing. I’m not tracking it down for you, no link, no nomination.
With that said, for the categories of Post of the Year Award, Worst Thread Derailing Award and Thread of the Year Award, I’m requesting that along with the nomination, the post/thread link be included in your post.
I’m leaving off the Non-GD awards again this year, it’s true, this is redundant. Tech Talk is starting have their own awards, if any other board wants to be recognized, start your own.
The Most Intelligent Poster Award is being renamed the Azrael Award, due to his dominance in the award and the fact that his absence since fatherhood is appalling.
So here we go, your award categories for 2011!
**WINNER: **CLU 2
**Poll: **2011 SRK GD Awards: Best Contributor
Best New Member (Must have a 2011 join date, and screw you if you’re a returning member under a new account. Last two winners have been that, if there’s any suspicion of that, you lose your nomination)
I think Million is in Orlando
**Poll: **2011 SRK GD Awards: Best Story
**Poll: **2011 SRK GD Awards: Best Writer
Dumbest Poster Award:
FlameMammoth33 (like there was ever a question)
The Furious One
The Azrael Award (Most Intelligent Poster)
Most Owned Poster Award
Most Underrated Poster
People’s Moderator Award
Person Who Should Post More
The Invisible Swordsman
Post Of The Year Award
The Sand People
DarkSamus’s fiance attacks
The Invincible Swordsman explains the greatness of Andy Reid
Weeks questions how dumb or high Sovi3t is
deadfrog wants to help create a game
Sovi3t recounts a day working in tech support
Do you play ball and crave sirloin steak?
Rock B clowns the women Sovi3t porks
Valaris’ smart phone is really smart
BullDancer on clicking accidentally on tranny porn…
Shaft Agent knows why women from the 20’s aren’t hot
mIRC would take that cumshot for 96 million
Asians want the swastika back
McDonald’s Incident 2011: Emoticon Remix
Poster of the Year Award
The Million Award (Sexual Deviant Award)
Thread of the year award
An irrational beating, justified, or lulz?
This is why guys don’t eat yogurt!! EWWW!!
WTF! A rap music video I made in high school ended up on a blog today.
Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Bully victim finally defends himself. Goes Zangief on bully. Gets suspended.
Sephora’s new Ad in the mall (pic)
Hey guys. My fav pornstar is coming to town and she is charging $300/hr.
Boss Masturbates on Coworker- Victim Awarded 96 Million Dollars
Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in 1 night
The NBA Thread
McDonald’s incident - 2011
The Wendy’s Diaries!
The Gender Politics Thread
The G3nshir0_ Award (Troll of the Year)
The "Fucking 11’ers Award (Worst New Member)
Worst Thread Derailing Award
Congress to vote on creating police state
WTF Did he just say Award?
Who jacks off, then wipes their mouth afterward?
Is it gay if the draws touch?
Posting the drugs you take for contracting an STD? Where they do that at?
Did you really find those pics accidentally?
Kzoh thinks this ISN’T hot
Syke1 knows Nala got dat phatty
This woman says men have the upper hand in dating
What would you do for $96,000?
Post up. I plan on ending nominations on Midnight EST January 1st (1PM January 2nd here in China), and that should be around the time I post up the threads for voting daily, give or take.
Nominations updated to Post #181.